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Having grown up evangelical, I can say there are a lot of issues with them (a lot), but no, they don’t just believe they can be shitbags. Far from it. Most of my life was being focused on how to be a decent person to others. It’s basically the one thing I took away from the religion when I left.

“What did the Roman soldier exclaim after his sold-out standing ovation at the cricifiction?”

“NAILED IT”

* applause; exeunt *

Don’t forget the millennial bashing.

#NotAllMennonites

“You ever notice how St. Ignatius of Antioch performed miracles like this, but St. Ignatius of Loyola preformed miracles like THIS?!”

Well, shit. I’m never going to get that ticket from him now, am I?

I’m not surprised she’s conflicted. She’s among the group of actresses whose careers survived Weinstein, and she’s attributing her Oscar win and her career in part to him. I imagine this is highly personal to her and as much as people don’t like the idea, some of these victims are having to work this through in

Normally I'd love the opportunity to take the piss out of Paltrow but I think I'll pass just this once. If you haven't had the misfortune of having someone important in your life revealed to be a wolf in sheep's clothing consider yourself lucky.

Yeah, this dude’s analysis of his problems

My wife still teases me about the fact that I’m not technically 6 feet tall like my online profile said(at the time I was 5’11”. These days with age I’m probably closer to 5’ 10”) I was just smart to wear boots on my first date that gave me a boost.

I mean, he’s a 45-year-old depressed twice-divorced alcoholic with a record who seems to think his height is the main potential obstacle to a healthy online dating life. I say this with no personal judgement about any of that stuff (at least without context), but I’m not sure he’s correctly identified the biggest

If you want variety and volume, its fine like most buffets. instead of ordering one meal and having it done well, you can eat as much mediocre food of many different kinds as you want! When I was young and poor(er), sometimes my wife and I would skip breakfast, go to GC and eat a dump truck’s worth of food as our only

As Deadspin (RIP) was fond of pointing out in one of their innumerable sports posts that were only occasionally leavened by posts on other subjects, Parkey’s kick was tipped. Nagy has been gnashing his teeth over a blocking failure by getting hung up about kickers, much like a digital business CEO has been getting

A regular occurring article that’s been a part of the AV Club for years, predating the Univision acquisition.

Stick to audio and or visual equipment reviews.

Sounds great and all, but having to rock a baby to sleep and not being able to carry everything you need sounds a little too close to home to enjoy.

You had me at Dafoe channeling Captain McCallister....I can only hope there’s an appropriate sea chantey tie in...

Q: “What to do with the porn?”

A: dispose of it in a way that befits your father’s generation. Leave it in a culvert next to the train tracks, or perhaps in a bag next to a big rock on a hiking train in the woods.

One of the few unifying things between the right and the left is that neither give a fuck about James Carville in 2019. 

I knew the family movie would bring the global cum