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I’d rather be wrong in the direction of him being surprised by how much a woman is willing to do than wrong in the direction of him expecting women, in general, to act like porn stars in the bedroom.

For him and me, personally, the action movie comparison is pretty good because that’s an interest we share. Like, he

Eh, he’ll be just fine using his hand or a pillow. The big thing, for me, is reminding my son that the people in porn are acting, and that the sex they’re having isn’t any more real than the fighting in action movies.

Real sex is like watching a real fight, incompetent drunken idiots flailing at each other until they

I was a little too young for “The Cars” and “Candy-O”, but “Heartbeat City” landed like a goddamn bomb in the middle of my early adolescence. “You Might Think” was completely inescapable during the summer of 1984, and a more perfect slice of deliberately crafted pop music is hard to imagine.

For us old folks out there, it’s really hard to describe what it was like when the Cars first album came out and how every song just took over the radio. Not to mention malls and dances and parties. There’s not many albums, especially debut albums, that just exploded like that. Those songs still sound really good now

That ending shot of the Zero being blown off the carrier after a bomb hits looks really stupid.  I am getting tired of movies thinking that concussive force just throws things away, when it reality it shatters them.

Even if it was more about roommate etiquette, I liked this letter’s inclusion in this week’s column, because I learned something new.

I am looking forward to Marriage Story with the same mixture of anticipation and dread as if it were a horror movie.

Yeah but that is typical room mate problems and not sex advice expert level problems.  

I wouldn’t want guests every night for any activity. That sounds annoying. 

What if he had random strangers over for Yahtzee? Is it the sex part that bothers you, or the random strangers part?  Also, LW didn’t say they were strangers.  These could be seven regulars on rotation. lol

Gonna set the room on fire with this flaming hot take: I’m looking forward to seeing this movie because it looks good and interesting and I like good and interesting movies. The actors seem like they put in good performances, and I like all those actors based upon their previous work. I bet it looks good, and probably

I agree with this comment, for the most part, but it’s interesting that your take is that these are crimes where the more privileged in society might say, “That could have been me.” I actually take it as being sort of the opposite: this is exactly the kind of crime where we can reinforce our inaccurate perception of

I listen to way too many true crime podcasts, and I’m both amused and horrified that so many are sponsored by SimpliSafe, the home security company. That’s a genius pairing... and deeply cynical. 

Jesus tapdancing christ, I cannot wait to see this. Stephen Merchant looks like Toht from Raiders of the Lost Ark.

Now I wonder how much of electrical generation emissions are just for wanking, and what savings a “one less a week” campaign would do...

Number of gremlins played by Tony Randall in the original: 0
Number of gremlins played by Tony Randall in the sequel: 1

Kacey rules.

Nice try, AV Club, but this “Kacey Musgraves” is going in the made-up person folder with “Chance the Rapper” and the other 2100 people you have made up.

Just to balance things out - Kacey Musgraves seems really cool, and the people that posted the first two comments on this article seem like turds.

Lol I remember that! Good times