I can’t let that slide with a back-handed ‘without talent’. Rodman was one of the best defensive basketball players of all time, and he only started going downhill in public perception when he told the truth about Larry Byrd being over-rated because he was white. Comparing Rodman - even in his palling around with Kim…

This is the most wonderful thing ever filmed.

Personally, as a person that is currently old, i don’t think Pete Davidson is an idiot because college kids don’t know when to turn off their phones. I think Pete Davidson is an idiot because he acts like an idiot, all the time.

My guess: The literal bedbugs found at NYT over the weekend have been tracked to Stephens, specifically, and he’s taking all of this a bit too personally. 

How does a grown man have such a poorly developed sense of humor?

Needs more Carly Rae Jepsen

I think Rock also finished that up by saying something like, “You know what they say. Here today, gone today.”

This was the same night he sat next to Chris Tucker to “prove we aren’t the same person,” right? That was a hell of a show.

I also like when Pras nonchalantly saves ODB from becoming James Hetfield during the ending of Ghetto Supertar in 1998.

1999.

I think it was the VMAs where Chris Rock came on after Spike Jonze and his dance crew had just done a live version of his ‘Praise You’ video, and he said, ‘Fatboy Slim? More like White Boy Retarded!’

If I had to guess I’d say it’s getting off on the objectification/subjugation, but I don’t know.

Fun fact... wait for it... I used to be a hand model and that’s my hand in Zoolander

Is the ad pandering to women?

I once went on a date with one of the researchers who’s in that documentary. Which is a fairly weak claim to fame, especially as at the end of the night she made it clear we should stay just friends.

That’s the entire point: Sharon Tate was a happy human being bearing a child with a bright future ahead of her, and then four assholes mutilated her and made her into a historical footnote about maniacal horror in suburban America. It’s actually pretty rare for a Hollywood film to memorialize someone who has famously…

I think the scene where Paddington introduces his prison buddies to the Browns was the hardest I laughed all that year.

It’s still strange to me that being in a Paddington movie has now become a potential high point for anyone’s career. I kept expecting the original to turn out middling at best, and then it far exceeds that. Figured the sequel would obviously be the breaking point, but no. At this rate, being in Paddington 10 is going…

Paddington is a phenomenal film and Paddington 2 is one of the few sequels that surpasses the original.  Hugh Grant’s performance is one of the reasons for that.  I never fail to get sucked into it whenever it comes on.

*Shakespeare reads phrase “legit claims to firsties” and squints*