tankmurdock
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You can always trust a weather Devane to tell you which way the wind blows.

Holy shit. You laid it out there and he immediately started malfunctioning. +1000000000000XP

JULY 6—Rush Limbaugh was traveling with four other men—including the producers of the hit show “24"—when he was detained over a mislabeled bottle of Viagra found in his luggage during a Customs search, records show.

Given all this free time as an FSU quarterback, I hope that Deondre Francois is allergic to shellfish.  

“We’ll welcome him with open arms and give him some love.”

The Broncos set him free and Brock came back to them. It’s true love.

Correction to the correction: Kaep should start somewhere but many NFL fans and owners are afraid of independent thoughts.

I bet all the builders in Houston are going to be so thrilled to pay a living wage to Americans to rebuild Houston. That will be a big first for this President who i am sure has never ran any operation without undocumented labor.

And cue the tea parties complaining about “legislatin from the bench!”...whatever that means. In the interim, I will point and laugh at Sarah Palin, who is politically irrelevant.

Yeah, why didn’t these nursing home residents just hop in their SUV?

People need to be reminded who these people are.

Jeah!

“When asked whether she had spoken already with Trump in the week since her daughter was allegedly killed in a terror attack by neo-Nazi sympathizer James Fields”

They came, with their starfighters, their blasters, and proton torpedoes. They came and they destroyed the Death Star...

Whitlock is just jealous because Kaepernick can take a knee and then get back up again without going all the way to the ground first.

In the way that someone who has been desensitized to internet porn finds themselves only able to orgasm through the most elaborate and obscene methods, so too does Trump now require a safety blanket that is made out of a crowd of people - simple cotton no longer suffices.

I mean trump got on stage and told a crowd that he would pay the legal bills for whomever assaulted a protestor and he isn’t in jail, so it must be legal, right?

Any lawyers here? Hypothetical question:

“I’m terrified, I’m afraid you’re going to kill me, I really am, alright?” 

Oh, isn’t it interesting that all of a sudden he’s concerned about becoming the victim of police violence. I’d view that as a great irony if I could be persuaded to give a tiny little flying fuck about his future.

I struggle with this issue — although my problem is not in speaking ill of another, but rather in vocalizing what I perceive at the time to be positive additions to the conversation. An example would be: during shared highly emotional experiences with friends or family, I often found myself breaking the silence and