Trump: I don’t stand by anything.

Sleeper pick

Only too late did Chad realize he’d slipped the roofie into the wrong glass of soda.

Conservatives may be quiet, but their tweets speak volumes.

anyone noticing a pattern in this comment?

What the fuck are you doing with your life if you are a “premium member” to a Bill O’Reilly website? He was on nightly, for fuck’s sake. What could he holding back for his premium members.

Nobody has a sense of humor anymore? How was this comment even remotely funny? One of the most powerful men in the country is a racist who doesn’t seem to understand how 101 level government works and serves under a president who knows even less. Fucking hilarious.

I have said this before and it never stops being true: Donnie sounds like someone trying to have a serious conversation on a ball of cocaine. I really can’t listen to him talk, and when I read the shit he said, he sounds like a puppy that has too many shiny objects and noise makers around it.

You’re providing health. This is (unintelligible). Here, everything, pretty much everything you do in government, involves heart, whereas in business, most things don’t involve heart.

And here’s Rodney Crowell singing about his early years in Nashville.

He supports free-market solutions for people with autism. Like...uhhhh...private companies taking the place of medicaid and disability assistance, I guess. Or churches doing it or whatever or...look, just shut up and read Atlas Shrugged, ok? It explains it all in there.

From my understanding, Mike Pence never dines alone with a T. Rex.

Lock! Him! Up!

I imagine blowing holes in “La Pared” with improvised truck bombs will become the next great Northern Mexican pasttime.

Remember, it not the people that listen to country music, but the people that believe country music...

the wall will be 30 feet tall

Nobody hates Northwestern. You don’t hate Northwestern. Just because Magary wrote a column on it doesn’t make it a thing. It would’ve been kinda cool had they won.

Stiff upper lip now, c’mon- the fourth estate is only as strong as our interest and determination. Steel your spine

If yer daddy was a member of a Nazi-affiliated group and yer affiliated with an antisemitic political party and ya wear that Nazi group’s medal on television and sign yer name in tribute to a Nazi group and that Nazi group sez yer a member and when yer asked whether yer a member of a Nazi group ya just say “No…

10? lol late start