Too bad the Seattle Pilates don’t exist anymore, I’m sure they’d have a roster spot for him.

“Lets make the facts louder than the opinions.”

I’d argue that the GOP lost.

Garrett accused Gottheimer in a TV ad of assaulting a woman (Not quite true: in a civil lawsuit that was later withdrawn, a neighbor accused him of aggressively wagging a finger in her face.)

Girl, cool your tits. This isn’t news.... Bob Dylan has been a reclusive curmudgeon since forever. He’s always been anti-giving-the-fans-what-they-want. He does what he does just for himself. And if people didn’t somehow like this about him, for all these decades in a row, they’d’ve given the Nobel to some Twittering…

Dems had years to figure this out and didn’t. They lost dozens and dozens of house seats, the Senate, the Presidency and COMPLETELY SLEPT THROUGH GERRYMANDERING.

No my friend, the Brownsiest thing possible is that they win against the Bills and Chargers and end up dropping from the #1 draft pick to the #4 draft pick which they then trade it, their 2nd round, Terrelle Pryor and their next three first round picks to the Cowboys for Tony Romo who immediately injures his back in…

I’m pretty sure the common thread here is marijuana. The employees got freaked out by a customer and hid in the back: high. Dude goes to CVS in the middle of the night looking for cheese and spends 45 minutes wandering around the store: high.

Peppers was being a dick to the fans all game. Which is fine. But seeing him do .... oh whatever. Fuck him and Harbaugh too

We beat our heated rival in a double OT game which pretty much seals our trip to the playoffs. If you don’t get why people stormed the field, your age isn’t the problem.

Seems like a decent guy. Apologized and got out, didn’t want to monopolize her screen time. I’d follow his twitter. It isn’t like he grabbed her pussy and told her to lose weight.

Such a good show. This is the future of education.

Actually, you should feel bad for Lady Gaga the cat. She over grooms because her previous owner was killed by her boyfriend over the summer. Then Lady Gaga had to go to a foster home where the other cats bullied her. Then she had to move to another state to live with me. Immediately after the move she was fixed. She…

Its really odd considering all their other siblings are named George Foreman.

Dear God, please let there be gay porn in his emails. Gay porn he stars in.

I still listen to The Clash. A lot.

He looks like what I’d imagine it would if you let a fan play for a day