This.

Does it matter? If Romo starts week 8, he’ll be back on IR by week 9.

I can’t stop picturing Hillary Clinton kissing her fingers and pressing them to her wallet sized photo of Beyoncé for good luck before each speech. “We got this, Bey...who run the world?”

Al Capone wasn’t brought down for any of his murders, but for stiffing the tax man. We have to take what we can get, I suppose.

You guys post stories about Nascar racers wrecking each other all the time, practically condoning it even, and then publish posts on how to take out people in clown costumes using a car! Yet THIS gets an editorial “no”?!

Somebody put this fucker into a wall

Obviously you’ve never heard a former baseball player talk.

This just absolutely has my blood boiling. We’re shitting on Kaine because he spoke the truth too aggressively and praising Pence for confidently, sociopathically lying his ass off. All I’ve gotten from the reaction to this debate is “Truth and fact don’t matter. Lie like your life depends on it. As long as you say it…

Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.

In related news, the man for whom Williams was holding the weed got blown up in Philly last night. His house did not survive the blast.

You vs Irony in a cage match PPV.

There are a lot of unmarked graves here too, they’re just usually from indigenous people.

If it’s so important that teams stand at attention during the anthem, then isn’t playing it before they’re on the field MORE disrespectful?

I buy this. This looks worse than it is. He didn’t run him into the wall and pin him there.

“Loosing control”

He didn’t seem to have any issues regaining control after he crossed the finish line.

He didn’t run him into the wall and pin him there.

He didn’t run him into the wall and pin him there.

It was then the players learned Butler had dyslexia.

Bad news, Jon. That wall isn’t going to stop the Hispanic guys coming to take your job.