That's why you post a video in your Facebook feed, Russ, then nobody from the NFL will ever see it.

I'm sorry, but before you talk anymore shit I'm going to have to see your stat sheet from when you came off the bench unexpectedly and whomped three of the best teams in the country en route to a National Championship.

Even leaving aside his sketchy record and the conflicts of interest here, I've read a lot of books about history and have learned that ascending to a post as high as FBI director means you should be presumptively regarded with distrust and skepticism.

How are these mutually exclusive claims?

I'll offer a third option: He's a owner's puppet AND he's stupid

That's not John Wayne.....That's Rooster Fucking Cogburn!!! The man must be considered armed and extremely intoxicated.

I really think he'd do well to cut the "money" signs until he actually produces some NFL-level wins. But of course he won't, because he's an entitled asshole.

You are SUPER butthurt over this. Step away from the comments section before you blow an artery.

I assure you everyone thinks you're really smart and not annoying at all

It does seem like that was her primary reasoning, but the comment, 'All you've got is a girl with high cheekbones' seems to be a mild disparagement of the choice of Swift as the actress as well.

No, it's actually perfectly fine to say "I don't think Person X would do a good job playing Person Y in a movie." Stop reading sexist things into things that are in no way sexist. Don't let your T. Swift stanning get in the way of basic reasoning skills.

Ah fucking crap don't make me like the Bruins.

Caravan needs to be in the top three. For the Van leg kicks alone. Dude was ELECTRIC on that stage.

6 is also a fitting number for this shirt, since that's how many times Darren Wilson shot an unarmed black kid.

Idunno, is it really that "fluky" when a rookie pitcher with serious control issues throws a wild pitch in a playoff game, while all-star reliever Tyler Clippard rots in the bullpen? Or is it just awful awful managing?

Last year, I bawled my eyes out when Mo left the mound for the last time. I seriously cried for about 10 minutes when Andy and Jeet took him out and he crumbled in front of the crowd.

Jeez, Roger, does it take that long to compose a letter of resignation?

Another person whose WAR on drugs hasn't been very good.

Another sign the NFL doesn't get it: Petition started for Weird Al to play halftime got over 150k signatures.

Reminds me of the Mitch Hedburg joke.