Johnny proves once again that ONLY Keith Richards can live like Keith Richards.

You can’t fake healthcare. You can tell someone that this will happen or that will happen. But you can’t fake healthcare. You get sick (regardless of political affiliation) and you need help. The government provides it, or they don’t. Voters will know the difference on this one.

So is Amber copping Johnny’s look or Diane Keaton’s? Discuss.

What a frickin’ circle jerk. I hope EVERYONE watches this video. Those who get it will see how disconnected from reality this group of dipshits truly is. It’s just a room FULL of obtuse, sychophants in nice suits.

Nice speech. You’re still a dick.

Fuck Trump and his goon squad. Fuck them straight to hell. This shit is getting old, fast.

I am reminded of the old Steve Martin routine: the fool-proof way to never pay taxes again. 1. Don’t pay taxes. 2. When the government asks you why you didn’t pay taxes — two simple words: “I forgot.”

Yeah, that’s why I’m hesitant on impeachment. I think the political long play here is to keep Trump in office for the ‘18 midterms and ‘20 general. I mean, now that everyone has seen what this dipshit’s presidency is going to be like, public opinion is rapidly moving against him (see his 36 percent approval, as…

Holy shit! What the fuck was that, McCain? I love the gavel, too. Chairman’s like, “okay John, you’re fucked up, time to shut up.”

I’ve got some advice for T-Swizzle: make a really good record. One that Ryan Adams can’t make better by just changing the beat. You want to be better than Katy, be better than Katy.

I think a guy that adamant about eliminating the “scourge of drugs” is a drug kingpin. Duterte is a straight up gangster.

An Arkansas hick directs hate speech at woman named Hicks in Wal-Mart. There’s an Abbott and Costello routine in there somewhere.

Fran-CIS!

Yeah like Sting and Gwar.

Oh, is that what you thought?

Music enthusiasts.

So is Bob Dylan, but we still love him.

You just acknowledged an inability to distinguish Ryan Adams music from Bryan Adams music? That’s pretty weak.

Look at those tiny hands on those stubby arms.

Perfectly stated.