What the fuck are future civilizations going to think of us when they find shit like this in the rubble?

It must be true. All they care about is money. Keep suing the shit out of ‘em, if that’s what works.

Yeah. That was the punch.

“If you drink or take drugs, you’re going to die.” Guess what dipshit, we’re all going to die.

So she wants “free speech,” but she won’t speak for free? Got it.

That’s why I tell my little leaguers, always call the ball with, “mine, mine, mine.”

That photo looks like the promo shot for a parody porn.

Dude writes like he’s vaping more than tobacco, if ya know what I’m saying’.

If he’s anything like his typical viewer, his destination is Branson, MO with a Gatlinburg, TN kicker.

Good stuff. Thanks.

Mayer’s been playing with Bobby Weir in Dead & Company. He fits in very well with those cats. Excellent shows. Maybe he’s been “influenced” by Deadheads.

“We” aren’t still obsessed with it.

Coachella used to be called Dead shows.

Hey Shortey, it’s your birthday. Not really, you goin’ to jail.

Lilith Fair. Piss off.

Good. Fuck this guy.

Dude, married Lisa Dergan.

Acid? Or, like, acid man?

Go to Milwaukee for the weekend.

Next at bat. First pitch. Fastball at the kneecap. No. Not at the knees. At the kneecap.