I think the “mom’s basement” joke is as old as the Cubs last World Series trophy.

The Viking fan was stabbed in the face, the inflatable was stabbed in the knee and the perp is fixin’ to get stabbed in the rectum in jail. Everybody gettin’ stabbed up in here.

Are you the Trump Whisperer?

Yeah, like Joe Morgan. Or, Curt Schilling.

Love his “one-man-show” fade-out/fade-in technique.

Carted off? Shoulder bone connected to the knee bone, apparently.

If bigot Steve were facing Bob Gibson tonight, he would want to step lively in the box.

Sounds more like someone who’s an asshole.

Packabol.

Based on his fashion choices, looks like he takes his role as wife beater pretty seriously.

That’s how our dead royal rockers roll. The King has Graceland, while our Prince has Paisley Park. Sweet.

Look at the anger in the eyes of that unhinged motherfucker. It must suck to go through life being that mad at everything.

Hmm, both Russians. Interesting.

Seriously. She absolutely can never be taken seriously again for whatever she’s saying.

Proof that you don’t have to take your clothes off to be a whore.

He basically admitted as much during the primaries. Something along the lines of shooting someone on fifth ave and not losing any support, or something.

They’ll be unavailable because, unlike the cops, the Lynx team members will be doing their jobs.

Where did the T-Rex sit?

Donald Trump could learn a lot from you. Seriously.

This election is going to be the subject of so many books, papers, movies, et al. So fucking bizarre.