Football fights are trending like a mother fucker.

Just play Maxwell’s Urban Hang Suite from start to finish. That’ll do the trick.

Indeed. 24 years this September.

Agreed. As we were cutting the cake, my lovely new bride softly whispered in my ear, “if you smash that fucking cake in my face, this will be the shortest marriage in history.”

Fucking painful to watch. Wow.

Hi Vince.

Extra hugs and “I love you’s” all around tonight.

Coldplay has already done this and, yes I heard it was very cool.

Must have been Jimmy’s parents who narced.

Looks about right.

Best drink from the Badger State is the Wisconsin martini. 16 oz. draft beer with 3-4 olives dropped in. Drink beer, eat olives, order another.

Going to see Ryan tonight in Louisville. Jenny Lewis opener.

I was going to say the same thing. Sounds like he’s coked up.

MadTree makes great beers. You should also check out Rhinegeist — another Cinti brewer that makes great stuff including "Truth" IPA and the new "Hustle" Rye Pale Ale.

Actually, Hetfield looks like he's in better shape. Which one if these guys was the athlete and which was the rockstar? Geesh, Chipper, eat an apple every once in awhile.

These fuckers are as bad as politicians.

I cringe just thinking about how much fucking Bud Light she had to drink to get that drunk. Ugh.

Man, I hope Ben is reading this: Ben, you're a dick. That is all.

In my view, this post does NOT "focus on Swift being the reason …" Just relax, Tay-Tay. Everyone still loves you. Well, a lot of people still love you.

I bet Blount is SO HIGH right now.