Spot on. Every person on Earth has the right to feel sad once in a while, to feel useless, to wail against the futility of it all.

Eh. I don’t think it’s completely fair to null other people’s feelings just because they’re famous or because they have money. I’m sure he has bad days and insecurities. As long as he keeps things in perspective and doesn’t claim his woes are worse than other people’s.

yeah, I agree. I imagine he met with them in general, and she was someone invited along—not that this was a super special secret meeting between her and the pope.

Suddenly the Pope understood why Kim Davis kept muttering “Benedict XVI sends his regards.”

And all I got was this stupid marriage license.

Theory:

Nah, my butt is mostly round.

These are similar to the tips I have for myself for when I want to take a picture with Justin Bieber:

I’m amazed at the mother’s restraint. I would send that police department hundreds of pictures of that child every single day - small, large, cardboard cutouts, etc. I wouldn’t give a crap if they arrested me for harassment. I’m sure there’s a whole army of people out there willing to send them out too. They deserve…

Jezebel, could we get a response to this? An acknowledgement would be nice at the very least.

In 2011 and 2012, I emailed Jessica Coen, Dodai, and in desperation the general tips line, begging Jezebel to write about this case and Hera McLeod. I was trying any media outlet that we thought might help. Jezebel couldn’t have given a rat’s ass. I actually got a response from People Magazine and not Jezebel. The…

Seriously, he sounds like he’s running for junior high class president with the amount of ridiculous things he is promising. “I promise, if I win, homework will be optional, tests will be scored by a friend of your choosing, lunches will be catered by Per Se and school will only be three days per week.”

Oh please. You know what I mean. Do you really want to quibble semantics?

I think we all need a palate cleanser after that one ...

Because they think women are evil bitches who lie about rape to fuck with fine, upstanding men. That's all there is to it.

That’s because Lena Dunham is a famous person.

I feel so vindicated right now:

“My brothers, show no partiality as you hold the faith in our Lord Jesus Christ, the Lord of glory. For if a man wearing a gold ring and fine clothing comes into your assembly, and a poor man in shabby clothing also comes in, and if you pay attention to the one who wears the fine clothing and say, “You sit here in a…

—I believe Jesus is a capitalist.—

How come my family doesn’t get credit for diversifying the previously lily-white neighborhood in which I grew up by being the first black people to move in?