So when I tell you I’m having a fight about white privilege with this man, I’m slightly guilty because I’m moving in to gentrify a neighborhood, except I’m the first one here when nobody wants to live here.

Might want to talk to a professional about those voices in your head.

Yeah so when I lost my virginity, I didn’t bleed. My boyfriend yelled at me and accused me of lying to him (I didn’t). I cried and felt terrible...for being a (cis) female. Yay! PS I came out a few years later...thank God I realized I’m gay.

You know she’s doing better. That kind of douchebro probably doesn’t even look at the vulva during sex, let alone touch/lick it properly.

Gotta love their commitment to accuracy here.

they’ve encouraged Catholic parishes to accept and welcome immigrants, but the Vatican City isn’t really a place where anyone who isn’t church staff lives, so I think the criticism they’ve gotten has been unfair. It’s not much more than a few city blocks in the middle of Rome that is almost entirely taken up by the…

Ur moms problematic

It will never stop being fucking gross to me that guys hit on and try to get with MUCH younger women ALL THE TIME. It really just disgusts me so much. I know its just sociological and men are conditioned to be that way, but for fucks sake. I (presumably... HOPEFULLY...???!!) looked older than I was when I was a…

Man, I had no idea I was so old. A lot of young dudes (and age appropriate dudes) contact this 26 year old crone! Or maybe I’m their Samantha? *pukes after making SATC reference* Maybe they don’t check my age and assume I’m younger because I wear hella sunscreen? If there’s anything I know, it’s that men are shitty…

Great, now when my daughter says she wants to go as Mulan in armor for Halloween, I’ll have to figure out for myself if that makes her a deviant, why can’t you just tell me what my children can wear, Disney! This is as frustrating as seeing shampoo that doesn’t say it’s for men or women, how am I supposed to tell if…

That last part, ahhh! I have the phantom needle pain in my arm now.

Yeah I know I just really wanted to make that “the hosts of the View aren’t professionals” joke. Sorry.

I’m ridiculously happy at the prospect of giving Xander a long hug.

That’s the thing. I said this on Gawker, but if anyone associated with the school had thought, for even one second, that it was a bomb, the reaction would have be massively different. The school would have been evacuated. The bomb squad would have been called. The teacher wouldn’t have put the “bomb” in her fucking…

I THINK YOU HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD.

Normally I’d say I agree, but I was watching an episode or two of her show the other night (it was a marathon, so I thought I’d see what was up), and it struck me more that she had trouble coming around on those issues not because she was insanely self centered as I thought, but more that it was a psychological way to…

If you wanted a traditional male-style haircut (ike this woman did) wouldn’t you want to go to the place that does male-style haircuts all day everyday instead of going to a salon stylist who might not do more than a handful of short cuts and no traditional barbering in a given month?

Barber shops tend do be cheaper (although that is changing) and they usually do a good job of cutting short hair.