I hope Roger Goodell decides to just completely fuck with everyone by announcing a two year suspension for taunting a dog.

No. He is calling out the bullshit people who pretend to be runners for the benefit of some social grace or mental image of themselves. Like people who “support the troops” or wear pink.

I made it to “butthurt” before moving on.

Stopped reading your comment at “sportsball.”

I hated the creep of fantasy sports into the actual reporting of the sports. I literally cannot care about how many fantasy points some QB threw for. Tell me how many yards he had or whatever. But when I watched an NFL pregame show and they broke down everyone’s line up and salaries or whatever nonsense term...that…

One small issue with this: the advantage of what Ethan Haskell purportedly knew was not what players would constitute a good value with respect to the salary cap, which is baked into the public salaries themselves, but rather which players had the best chances of not being on other teams altogether.

The one game wild card is perfect for a team like the Cubs when you have Arrieta. It worked out perfect for us. But still... How could you not be against this playoff system? 2 of the best 3 teams in baseball had to have a 1 game playoff to see who “earns” a right to play in a playoff series? The Pirates might be the…

I don’t understand your comment one iota. But, I am rock hard right now. Carry on.

ESPN jumped right on this story. Stephen A. Smith’s cheery tour of Anthony Johnson’s house is scheduled for next week.

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So we can call this one Benghazi, right!?

Oh... we can’t?

No - Herpes can pass to others.

Now just think how much better this fight would have been at a Del Taco at 2:13am.

Oh, to dream.

“The only VHS tapes this cabin had at the time were Kids and Blue Velvet” is one of the unintentionally-funniest things I’ve read in some time. I mean, Jeeeeesus.

Speaking of Larry Clark movies, “Bully” is one of the most underrated movies ever made.

Telly is one of the greatest film villains ever. He is relentless. There is no niceness to him, when there should be at least one glimmer of it somewhere in the film. And then there’s his voice. It’s so crude, and effective.

Lot to comprehend here, but the verdict’s in......

Meanwhile, this dipshit Midwestern Lion found safety.