Who wears a belt on the beach?

I'm really glad to see NFL teams finally taking a stand against domestic violence that is caught on video.

How has no one picked up on the fact that two prominent free agents had a name within a name: LaMarcGasolDridge? Seems like this should be bigger news.

Say what you want about Tony Khan, but his tweet about the wrong photo was pretty great.

Meaning he now has the same suspension as Tom Brady, right? 4 games?

Jordan could always just say “hey sorry Dallas, but I’m signing with the Clippers”. Instead he’s pretending like the Clippers are holding him hostage in his own house so he doesn’t have to say no to anybody.

The 2015-16 Clippers projected starting lineup:

That contract makes DeMarre Carroll the highest-paid player on the Raptors’ roster, which is a really weird sentence to write.

Heh heh. “Penal system. “ Heh.

“literally beat the shit out of Whetstine at the U.S. championships, breaking Whetstine’s nose and dislocating his thumb.”

I liked how that kid was clearly trying to record a video of him being super upset about the pick, and trying to take the perfect disappointment selfie, seriously. Fuck that kid, he’s everything that’s wrong with the world.

Screw that little kid taking reaction-selfies. We get it - you’re fake upset.

You should have told her the truth, that Wing is the only artist worthy of such a poster.

How is this worse? Oh, because it is about YOUR family. Seems the need to be the center of attention extends even to the comment section.

Yeah, in my timeline, we had this reunion on the Magic Hour. And it was just me, Screech, Tori, Max, Leon Carosi, Mr. Tuttle, Rod Belding, and Kevin the Robot.

As annoying as spelling and grammatical errors are to this writer, the proverb, "You catch more flies with honey than vinegar" is a good one by which to live.

Is a "Dispicable Me" joke too easy?

At this point it seems that FIFA could eat out its own asshole on live TV and still claim no wrongdoing.