Is this a biopic about me? If so, why such a low grade?

lol u kno my work. thx

"Oh, wow."

I got an Oral B. Let's make this movie happen.

You shut your filthy mouth.

Daaaamn. I look street as fuck in that trailer.

I saw that shit. It's bizarre. It was a cinematic experience akin to what 2001 did with ideas about technology/evolution/space, but for diarrhea. Def worth watching.

Ah, dude! Tilda is PERFECT as Bond. If she's Bond, I definitely have to be the first Bond Boy.

I'm the best.

I did those things and it led to my role on The Wire. You should try it sometime.

Jack White is a brilliant talent and I'd like nothing more than to be directed by him and play drums for the second version of the White Stripes.

Why isn't the Wire Wes Anderson supercut I edited with David Simon in this supercut?

Fuuuuck. I look amazing.

Listen, I'll contact you once the franchise gets moving along. I'm thinking you could play someone from my Wire days or maybe someone on Thor like a Kenneth Branagh or a Kat Dennings. Thanks for your help. Check out Beasts of No Nations on Netflix!

EP credit, huh? Well, I'm sorry, that's not gonna fly…. but I gotta ask. Are you a black actor? I'm thinking, now, I'm just spitballing, but maybe you could play one of the Idris Elbas… What do you say, Idris?

I'm hearing you, I'm listening… and I agree with 100%. I don't know, man. I'm thinking, this is a real personal project, so why not have someone like Idris Elba direct the franchise? Only I know what Idris Elba's thinking every single moment, and I know I like to entertain (like I'll be doing soon with my new film…

I have. Richard Linklater's shown interest in directing the franchise.

I think, ultimately, Idris Elba needs not play a main character from a pre-existing franchise, but rather, be the lead of an original franchise — like say, a franchise about the life of Idris Elba. That way, we can have a franchise led by the finest black actors around. We can have black actors of various ages…

Coo.

Idris Elba is not a gimmick. Idris Elba was once mistaken for you. Idris Elba didn't like that one bit.