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Baz Luhrman needs to direct The Justice League as a musical-comedy with a completely different cast. Hugh Jackman as Superman and NFL's Tom Brady as Batman. You'll get Broadway fans, NFL fans, comic book fans, and Australian fans, which means: $$$$$$$$$$$$

lol i'm so excited for this. vin diesel's finally on TV!

PTA = Parent Teacher Association. Mind = Blown.

Luke Skywalker needs to have cancer and teach Apollo Creed's son to beat the toughest opponent… himself.

I need to join Chris Rock as a co-host. I wanna be a goofball co-host who gets pissy about not winning any awards and have Chris Rock always making fun of me for that. That way, people will love me, and eventually give me awards.

They should do an episode where Ben Affleck and Matt Damon trace their roots and both find out they're descendants of slave owners, and Damon makes comments about the diversity of his ancestor's slaves.

:P

Better? What the fuck does better mean? My work is sensational at a minimum.

Hey mate, don't you ever make fun of me again… or I'll fook your mum and put your bloody trousers under your bonnet.

Cary Joji Fukunaga is a beautiful, talented man, and I'd suck his dick for a living. Fuck this C+ bullshit.

This is fucking disrespectful. Suck a bleeding dick and cry.

Why can't I ever fly in a movie (or real life)? God, life is so fucking unfair sometimes! UGH!!!

Yeah, baby! I'm on board. The brilliance and mastery of the arts that Mr. Levine possess never fails to satisfy my every desire.

WTF! I should be in this. I fucking love singing! This is bullshit.

thought about Life.

i think ken jeong could be good in a movie like this.

I think "Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom" and "No Good Deed" are also perfect companion films because they both feature two astoundingly intense and gorgeous lead men.

I only write sitcoms, bro.

I ghost wrote this episode. Looks like I'm a good writer too. I'm happy.

LOL! Ass slaps always get me.