I don't care.

Fond memory.

Thank you.

Idris Elba needs to be in this movie.

Idris Elba is mad confused and doesn't like the feeling of confusion, so Idris Elba is going to distract Idris Elba from feeling this confusion by continuing to act, so that Idris Elba can be somebody else.

Idris Elba does not condone coffee or caffeine substances. Caffeine = cancer = death.

Idris Elba is tired and sleepy.

Idris Elba needs to play Wes Craven in a Wes Craven biopic directed by Idris Elba and written by Donald Kaufman immediately.

Idris Elba needs to spice up the TV reviewing game and write reviews for The A.V. Club. We need to make this happen.

Idris Elba is a good editor too. Check out my reel: www.vimeo.com/30392092

LOL! Idris Elba needed that laugh with all the famine and disease and genocide happening in the world.

So basically, Idris Elba comments from Idris Elba's iPhone and its autocorrect function always corrects Idris Elba to Idris Elba, so when Idris Elba types Idris Elba, it keeps changing Idris Elba to Idris Elba. Idris Elba can't change it for some reason.

Idris Elba likes the work of Daniel Dae Kim but feels he's better suited for Johnny Cage or maybe Goro. Idris Elba definitely works as Shang Tsung though.

Idris Elba can never say Idris Elba is above anything because we are all equal, so there is no such thing as being above because there's nothing to be above something when it doesn't exist.

Idris Elba is not better than anyone. Idris Elba believes the creators of Mortal Kombat work hard and play hard, and Idris Elba respects those qualities and wants to reflect those qualities in the new Mortal Kombat as Shang Tsung.

Idris Elba does not believe Jax to be a compelling enough character to play. Shang Tsung on the other hand is layered, complex, and Chinese. Idris Elba has never played a Chinese person before and would love to take on that challenge.

Idris Elba is not large. Idris Elba is fit. Idris Elba believes a Terry Crews or maybe a Tom Hanks makes more sense for Jax. That's just Idris Elba's opinion though.

Idris Elba needs to be the next Subway spokesperson. The commercials need to start out completely silent with a mysterious silhouetted black man… then the lights slowly fade up and we see the back of a beautiful black man's head… he turns around and it's Idris Elba. Idris Elba says real elegantly (remember: still no…

Idris Elba needs to be Shang Tsung in the new Mortal Kombat movie.

Idris Elba needs to eat pancakes.