You can pry my Skippy from my cold dead hands.

Not all planes have this. In my experience, around 50% do, globally, actually. In addition, the button isn’t always at the back of the underside. Sometimes it’s near the front or half way back. You really have to feel around for it. Occasionally, it’s also inset into the arm itself. Glad you brought up this for the…

I just listened to an excellent Chicago NPR (WBEZ) discussion kind of along these lines. It was about the bike path on Chicago’s south side (mostly African American majority neighborhoods) that connects two forest preserves and goes through several (maybe more) neighborhoods called the Major Taylor Bike Trail. The…

I feel personally attacked lolol

And sometimes restaurant portions are so huge that unless I haven’t eaten all day, I cannot finish what I am served.

You can’t just considering cost of food. Payroll, utilities, rent/mortgage, insurance, etc. All are part of the balance sheet. If delivery apps aren’t bringing in enough per dish to cover them, it’s a loss for the owner.

“restaurant operators feel forced to accept that business which is not really profitable, but helps pay bills.”

Yeah my orders often have ‘Doordash’ written on them.

Out of curiosity, not trying to start an argument, how does the kitchen know whether or not a take-out order is Door Dash or any other jamoke placing a take-out order? I can’t imagine any reason that a Door Dash order would be prepared any differently than any other take-out order to the extent that it would piss off…

It’s the older artwork packet that says “super fruity” across the top of the packet. $195 is the single occurrence buy it now price, AKA, “The clownshoes way overinflated pricing that is in no way, shape, or form the actual value of the item.” To put into perspective how absolutely stupid that price is, there is…

I thought the same. Alligator mouths are notorious for being bacterial cesspools. Someone’s looking at taking some massively unpleasant shits from dysentery over the next few days.

He must be stopped.

Given that they aren't mentalists, maybe they shouldn't have tried to psychically intuit that they wanted desserts. Maybe he should've just comped the food they already ordered and waited excessively long for. 

My kids love them. And having tried a few, they are actually pretty good.

Won’t confirm parody, but definitely confirms incoherence.

This is a parody, right? Please, confirm this is parody.

You used to be able to get married in Klingon, at the Vegas Star Trek Experience thingy.... 

Also, plenty of regular-looking people serve. You don't need to be a gorgeous woman to be a server. 

THIS THIS IS HAPPENING AT NEXT WEEK’S grill out

French suicide rate in 2012 is 12.3 per 100,000 (over 19 for men and 6 for women). Orange has a workforce of 135000 (2018), so on average 16 employees would commit suicide per year. There’s some assumptions there on the makeup of the work population of course. Nineteen over a three year period sounds significantly bet…