Isn’t it absolutely required to use the acronym “NPC” in any story like this?

What happens if you complete the form indicating a funeral reception?

It isn’t all that easy to use PayPal to buy something on  ebay anymore, either.

I am surprised Penthouse hasn’t sued Pets.TV

To me the impossible patty tastes like a real hamburger, but like the cheapest McDonalds burger, not like a hamburger that costs as much as it does.  That is quite an accomplishment and should not be minimized.

There are still Wypipo, primarily, who cosplay and flashmob as pirates and various community events they attend. “Scallywag” will always have a special place in their vocabularies.

I sell the B&M canned bread, but I used to sell the chicken in a can.  I just felt too much disgust and shame to carry the chicken in a can.  Although it might go very well with Nabisco Chicken-in-a Biscuit crackers on the side.

It seems like the chocolate is a bit thinner than in the good ole’ days.

The reality is that a few employees do most of the work.  Sending most of them home permanently, might result in even better results.

Biden will get more black votes than Warren, despite his overtly racist history as a segregationist and advocate of draconian prison terms during the so called Crack epidemic. He owes it all to being the man President Obama picked, and serving President Obama loyally. Obama doesn’t seem to be pleased about Biden…

Why do people eat shrimp?  They look just like bugs!

If Joan really does have it together it can work, although unless she has charisma in overdrive, her tips are going to suck. Better to be a cashier at McDonalds where there are often people her age, working.. As the only adult in the room without dementia, it can be possible for Joan to make manager, in time.

I fear sleep paralysis, that feeling when you want to wake up, but you can’t move a muscle.

Should soup kitchens claiming to serve “Meals” be investigated for fraud?

Cracking is an unfortunate word choice.

While a grown reticulated python is massive, an eight footer is about the size of an American rat snake. This snake is generally thinner and maximally, longer than the Burmese pythons in Florida, we see on TV all the time. Lots of people actually wrap their pet around their necks and it is quite unlikely it arrived on…

The reason Deep Fusion is important, is because it directly competes with the story selling new Pixel phones, that the software makes up for inferior hardware specs.  Even though, arguably Apple is not doing the job Google is, with similar tricks, they are clearly in the game now and may sap some of Google’s…

The FDA was dragged into allowing vaping.  The agency was designed to approve only products that go through their absurdly expensive process.  The process is designed to approve only products with medical benefits that appear to outweigh the downside and that enjoy limited public controversy.  The FDA was never…

There are no union rules against making workers wear something like this, yet.

As online retail, despite the hype is only 12% of all retail business, the threat that brick & mortar stores are doomed to extinction, is exaggerated.