I don’t think the real Aunt Becky is intelligent enough to express herself the way fake Aunt Becky does in the quotes. Still, why not hire real Aunt Becky to further assassinate her own character in the docudrama? I mean, she could use the work.

Decades ago, behind a grocery store I used to own, a car ran over a mouse. The mouse was externally intact, but injured internally, and dying. A goodhearted, but extremely stupid employee found the mouse, and made a little nest for it, on our outdoor loading dock. She bought it a cheese stick and stuck it in the…

Californians who buy fur, can still buy it when they  travel, and perhaps even buy it online.  

Sculpted cheese can be permanent. I once saw a cheesy chess set, one hundred years old, in an a Melrose antique shop in L.A.

The film could be improved by dubbing over Robert Downey Jr.’s horrible Brit accent.  If the trailer is any guide, it will only take a few minutes effort.

I prefer my minimalist salad with its grape tomato chewy rather than overripe and thin skinned.

Maybe she is a bit lazy and doesn’t like to run after her suspects.

They pretty much have to buy her book to burn it.  A national effort like this might put her on the NYT best seller list, if she hasn’t made it already.  She’ll smoke them!

This was one of the best  Clapback editions of the last year or so!

That’s what happens after every hurricane, but in this case the outage is too short for that many people to get them hooked up.

Most grocery stores have insurance against loss from food spoilage.  Sometimes a planned outage might not be covered, but in some policies, it might.  We don’t buy a specific food spoilage policy, but usually it is insurance that is designed specifically for the industry and covers a large number of commonly suffered…

A homeowner may have a generator adequate to power a refrigerator and freezer, and of course, more people have photovoltaic solar panels and batteries, these days.  Additionally, if any families already lost power for a couple of days, at the time of the sale, might want fresh food for even a day.  I am sure vendors…

This is not classy behavior, but probably won’t shock anybody working at Cracker Barrel,.  

But, candy pumpkins are like a unique pairing of candy corn and paraffin wax!

Instead of giving the place a second chance, why not track customer reviews until they get better?  Read them, though instead of just looking at a score.  You can usually ignore generic fake, good or bad reviews and only credit personal and thoughtful appraisals.  Of course in some tiny village, there often are not…

Basically, they had a minimal or no electic bill for over a year or for years. They don’t seem to be saying that they didn’t know their bills were ridiculously low due to an error. There are of course many possibilities, but how about this speculation: What if the meter ran for the first couple of days more than a…

This scenario is unlikely, because the past due amount on the bill would be much larger if they didn’t pay much of anything for a year.

It’s a lot of dirty diapers, for sure. There would be little point in flying artists if they are going to be locked down in Dragon capsules, unless they are actually going to be doing spacewalks, or have some sort of tethered observation capsule that can be put outside the ship.  An important part of this story is…

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Just as Hillary effectively chose Trump as her opponent, by focusing her attacks on him out of the early Repub contenders, Trump is focusing his attacks on Biden, and ultimately, that might be effectively choosing Biden to run against him. Biden has more oxygen than ever while more than one Dem candidate has withdrawn…