Ultimately, that Cummings has an opening to get Trump’s NY State returns and Trump has, at least temporarily, no way to stop him, is making Trump crazier than usual.

Frankly, I want to know if a meatless sausage can be a hotdog?

It sounds like a great idea!  Why didn’t they do this with Oxycodone? 

At my store, we sell a fair amount of White Claw, but we only sell singles.  The problem is that White Claw is sold to us, wholesale in an unwrapped six-pack, and so, effectively, the single can has the same product barcode as the six-pack.  Stores then have to choose whether to sell the product as singles or as…

Apply for a passport so as to have a second form of photo ID.

It sounds like Margo Robbie has more lines than Henry Cavill can speak in a Superman film. When Witcher was reviewed, Cavill’s lack of lines was... O.K.

This is getting into slider territory...

Wow, they sent diet bars out with small sizes! That’s even worse!

There were a few black slaveowners, and they cannot, by any definition presented here on The Root, be racist. I agree that all wypipo, slaveowners without exception, were racists. But, the existence of black slaveowners belies the generalization that all slaveowners were racists.

So, did A&W try a promotion with 1/5th pounders?

So many employees in fast food, specifically, are either there for nights or Summer, or kinda dumb. Consequently, there is some competition for competent, full time people with proven managerial potential. I wouldn’t say that they are offered a lot of money, but good managers usually can shop their services around,…

This is payback directed at Emergency Services employees, fire and police, in New York who have been known to open fire hydrants and brutally soak dazed children, helpless children, during the Summer months.

I have an idea for a bonnet made of straw...

Garisson Keillor and Al Franken should reciprocally play each other in bookend biopics.  

Neckties have been useless since they became too expensive to use as napkins. They exist as a fashion accessory, and therefore, the worst case scenario is that they will disappear and reappear per fashion of the day.

Decadence is a much less pejorative word than...gluttony.

That it is too thick to bite properly and a sodden mess would seem to be the point.  The impracticality is a form of decadence.  Some people in Europe call extremely thick sandwiches of any stripe, “American sandwiches.”

So, this is a vehicle for aging actresses, like “Grace & Frankie.”

You tell people that no matter how hard they try not to be racist, no matter what they do, they remain racist. If they do everything you ask, new criteria for racism will surely damn them. Then of course, everyone is racist. People who struggle to be good can never overcome their past, thanks to social media, and…

This man’s excuses for serving a fist sandwich were just plain, bologna. They simply didn’t cut the mustard!