This is payback directed at Emergency Services employees, fire and police, in New York who have been known to open fire hydrants and brutally soak dazed children, helpless children, during the Summer months.

I have an idea for a bonnet made of straw...

Garisson Keillor and Al Franken should reciprocally play each other in bookend biopics.  

Decadence is a much less pejorative word than...gluttony.

That it is too thick to bite properly and a sodden mess would seem to be the point.  The impracticality is a form of decadence.  Some people in Europe call extremely thick sandwiches of any stripe, “American sandwiches.”

You tell people that no matter how hard they try not to be racist, no matter what they do, they remain racist. If they do everything you ask, new criteria for racism will surely damn them. Then of course, everyone is racist. People who struggle to be good can never overcome their past, thanks to social media, and…

This man’s excuses for serving a fist sandwich were just plain, bologna. They simply didn’t cut the mustard!

The city can fire Pantaleo if... they break the police union first and any other public unions that support the Police union in solidarity.

“Grocery stores in Denver that charge shoppers in poor black neighborhoods up to 20 percent more for the same groceries from the same chain in the city’s more affluent neighborhoods, according to an investigation by the Denver Post.”

You should split as many as possible with fingers and should only bite the hardcase, shells when absolutely necessary, gingerly, with a minimum of slobbering, and whilst glancing about hoping to avoid notice.

If matters at CNN continue as they have been, Pundits and anchors will have to fetch their own Starbucks as all the staffers will be laid off. They had to do something!

The benefits can be State mandated and reflect taxes the business pays.  Some States roll out tax changes so regularly that the cost of reprinting menus several times each year, might be an issue. A surcharge prevents the need to reprint the menu.  Some owners have a political agenda and want customers to be aware…

Vegans reading this will feel vindicated.  People who eat this should consider making an appointment with their cardiologist, first.

Nike stock is a bubble, nothing but air holding it aloft and this is the last bounce.

“Handful of bug guts.” You must live in Alaska, then where, per Alaskans, mosquitos are the State bird.

It’s getting hard to find good help these days, but the ones who can’t get into the police academy have to do something.  It is a great story, that really shows the social crisis which is too easy to excuse in a lot of other news stories.

Forrest became Grand Wizard of the KKK and a couple of years later, ordered the organization dissolved and costumes destroyed and resigned from it.

I am insured, and I have an ACA gold plan, but unlike plan options I had off WA States ACA website, my plan does not cover costly but effective biological meds for my ailment, unless I try some cheaper med that is rather toxic, first.

POC-washing of Ariel “The Little Mermaid” is timely, because Denmark is being colonized by migrants and so this merely anticipates the cultural conquest of the Danes, happening in real life. Disney’s Ariel represents contemporary Denmark.

Clearly Delphine will have to do her business with swimming pool water, to keep up with demand.