I would prefer a campaign that emphasizes that today’s Pizza Hut is not your Godfather’s Pizza Hut that recycled yesterday’s sausage toppings into today’s spaghetti sauce.  Today’s Pizza Hut is really Japan’s Pizza Hut!  That would sell me! Look! There’s Cheese-Kun!

Yes! What’s really needed is a tax on poor, ungentrified, majority black neighborhoods to pay for the salaries of black film stars, filmmakers and crews.

CNN is practically out of business as a result of the drought of WH Press conferences.  

Jussie has all the statements Foxx made, minimizing his alleged offenses.  A special prosecutor is going to have a hard time if there is a decision to prosecute, because now Foxx will be a witness for the defense.  Anyway, the real fun here might be simply exposing the Obama’s involvement in the case.

The story of Irby overcoming slavery, racism and theft doesn’t seem to bolster the case for reparations.  In fact, the reverse is true.

Trump appears to be winning the war against CNN.

Everyone has already made up their minds about Foxx.  Even if a Special Prosecutor found criminality on her part, I doubt that will make much difference in the election results, the campaign, yes, but not the result.

I once had an inflight meal for which the vegetable was a single, lonely green bean.

“Garbage in garbage out.” The study appears to assume that all decision making about what supplements to take, is equal. In fact, the average person does not even know about the optimum supplements available. Another issue is that some people obviously benefit from some supplements. In the case of a deficiency of…

“You don’t get that natural blackness; it doesn’t flow.”  If Kamala stops straightening her hair and studies affected speech, much as President Obama used with diverse audiences, then problem solved, right?

We had a Black President of the United States who believes in Reparations.  He had a Democrat controlled House and Senate.  If he didn’t do it, then it isn’t gonna happen.

President Trump doesn’t like breakfast, because he sleeps until lunchtime, about the time his schedule for the day, begins.

Some people have trouble deciding, given a lot of options, and some people really, really need helpt to decide what to eat. Picture them as children in front of the gigantic candy display rack at the supermarket. Mom is saying: “Pick something right now, or you don’t get anything and we are going home! Hurry up!” But,…

What about Alpine Spiced Apple Cider mix?  Isn’t that flavored with fake apple?  But, it is not half bad.  The real problem here is that you should have real polyphenols and real ursolic acid for your health.

Musk is reportedly mentally ill with Bipolar disorder.  This accounts for erratic behavior.  

There is a difference between writing about wypipo and writing about black people coping with a white world. A story about black people in America, without wypipo, might be a fantasy, like a MCU where Thanos made wypipo disappear.  Of course it can be done, but it is a different story.

The FBI tip sounds suspiciously like neurolinguistic programming.  Recent studies suggest red articles of clothing can increase tipping.  Red lipstick can increase male tipping.  

Why doesn’t this rather detailed story mention the race of the employee?  It seems like the employee must be white by context, but The Root often fails to emphasize details that don’t fit the desired narrative.

Donuts were already bad for you.

Cultures that tend to be homophobic often seem to adore comedians in drag.