John B. might have been contacting his ex, because any sort of relationship would have been bankable for him, much as any sort of communication between the Markles and the Dutchess can be monetized, except even cheaper. There just isn’t much left John can do to continue to make a living from his experience... without…

You appear to have lost track of who is hoaxing whom.

Wypipo have had access to black people’s music since colonial times when plantation owners danced to the music of slaves, and the access was very commercialized by the nineteenth century minstrel shows and continued with Ragtime, Jive, Jazz and so on. The innovation of Motown in terms of getting music to wypipo is…

Professor Perry has no lips, because he gave WSU some lip.

This definitely should get you worried if you don’t think fat people are significantly more apt to chug down two or more diet soda per day. If you do, then you might wonder if fat people are more likely to suffer fatal cardiovascular diseases.

The attack might be motivated in part, by anti-Semitism.  

NYC as a location for the HQ didn’t make great economic sense, even with the subsidies, because of the high cost of living and of services. Bezos and other wealthy Amazon executives simply wanted to spend more time in NYC. That’s why it wasn’t hard to run them off. Bezos & Co., honestly expected to be welcomed after…

A better strategy for Trump would have been to bide his time until the next actual, emergency, like the floods in CA, or a hurricane, involving a border State. With a real emergency already going, he would have a better legal case, could just claim that the affected States can’t handle undocumented during the crisis…

The HQ and the distribution center are two different projects. The average job at the 25,000 employee HQ was going to pay $150,000. But, NYC may still get the low paying jobs, as a distribution center has to happen if NYC needs one.

They arrest a lot of people in Montana for speaking Canadian too.

Do they have a cooking mode yet, in case you need to roast a chicken on the dash or a turkey on the lithium ion battery?

Why nationalize Amazon?  Apparently they are already a de facto nonprofit.

I have often worried about this myself.  The best solution is to catch the server by surprise, and stuff cash into her décolletage or belt, when she is turned around.  This method is not unusual in the sorts of venues where customers are most likely to steal tips off the table. 

Lt. Gov Fairfax’s threat is limp dicked. As long as he is going to issue idle threats, then why not go balls out and threaten to arrest Massachusetts politicians and hold them hostage?

The first thing I wonder about, when celebrities show off their posh dwellings, is whether this is done, because they are old and their homes are more interesting than they themselves.

Bernie: Don’t worry Ilhan, “The blacks” still love you!”

Those “Shitty little shovels” are called intrenching tools, and one soldier, talking to another would probably go with the jargon.

I thought this was going to be about dating your exes.

Your wish is granted.  The Bezos fortune will be divided in divorce court.

This is a great move in municipal politics, but the point isn’t not to denigrate America, but that the word “Awesome” is considered to have “Jumped the shark” in the U.S. If you use it the way it was intended, then you have to say it in as many sentences as possible, which is no longer cool here. However in Canada, it…