Do they have a cooking mode yet, in case you need to roast a chicken on the dash or a turkey on the lithium ion battery?

Why nationalize Amazon?  Apparently they are already a de facto nonprofit.

I have often worried about this myself.  The best solution is to catch the server by surprise, and stuff cash into her décolletage or belt, when she is turned around.  This method is not unusual in the sorts of venues where customers are most likely to steal tips off the table. 

Lt. Gov Fairfax’s threat is limp dicked. As long as he is going to issue idle threats, then why not go balls out and threaten to arrest Massachusetts politicians and hold them hostage?

The first thing I wonder about, when celebrities show off their posh dwellings, is whether this is done, because they are old and their homes are more interesting than they themselves.

Bernie: Don’t worry Ilhan, “The blacks” still love you!”

Those “Shitty little shovels” are called intrenching tools, and one soldier, talking to another would probably go with the jargon.

I thought this was going to be about dating your exes.

Your wish is granted.  The Bezos fortune will be divided in divorce court.

This is a great move in municipal politics, but the point isn’t not to denigrate America, but that the word “Awesome” is considered to have “Jumped the shark” in the U.S. If you use it the way it was intended, then you have to say it in as many sentences as possible, which is no longer cool here. However in Canada, it…

The most intriguing innovation in recent chocolate history, is Ruby, or sometimes called pink chocolate. This is made from a specific variety of bean Chocolate made from it seems to have a distinct flavor and natural pink appearance. It can be quite difficult to find. Only a few chocolatiers are making ruby chocolate…

“If Amazon can’t recognize what that’s worth, its competitors will.”- Bill de Blasio.   O.K., what competitors?  Dollar General?  Ali Express?

Originally, they were looking for one location, not  two, but then they decided to split the headquarters.  Their simplest solution might be to double the size of the Northern Virginia campus.

Why is a pregnant Spiderman objectionable?  Obviously a show like that would lay an egg and be universally panned.

Do you really think Native American, Democrat and other progressive leaning groups did not themselves go through all the same video and materials and perhaps more?  They obviously did and likely some time ago.  But, reporting that the Catholic teens didn’t say anything offensive would not have served the agenda of any…

This is the only context in which it is appropriate for a U.S. based American to use the word “Awesome!”

Union rank and file are absolutely right to be concerned about a possible, imminent massacre, but not the kind the Union disingenuously requested Block to be searched regularly, to prevent.

But, you do still believe Julie Swetnick, right? She is a woman who suffered so that women who came after could “Run train on the liberal agenda.”

Videos of the sting must have existed. They might only have been out in VHS, though.

Thanks for the scoop on Poop.  I expected some interesting merchandising of this player, you know, Tees, endorsement of a porta-potty biz, but I came up with nothing.  I guess I don’t know shit.