The trend is that more and more canned foods either have tabs and require no can opener, or manufacturers switch to aseptic packaging. This is a very gradual change, as the tab type can or aseptic, plastic/foil, cost more and so, the premium brand is changed first, and the private label/generics change much later. The…

When was Trump “Screaming obscenities” ?

That sounds like a veiled threat.

You should be thankful to President H.W. that he wasn’t important enough to rate a national holiday and slow Christmas package deliveries every single year.

The Saturn V Rocket first took men to the moon during the Nixon administration. Apparently, in attributing the moon shot as done by Democrats, Ocasio-Cortez thinks Nixon was a Democrat. Some Republicans would agree. The Saturn V rocket Ocasio-Cortez is so proud of that she thinks of it taking men to the moon being almo…

While people tend to focus on the religious views of the CEO, there are some interesting Franchise facts. The price of buying the franchise, the part you pay for air or good will, is only $10,000. That doesn’t mean that’s all you pay, and ultimately you rent the store from them, but $10,000 is pretty low for a…

It’s too bad she can’t have a separate bathroom with a shower, without a toilet, and remove the shower from the bathroom with the toilet, or vice versa. Oh wait! Yes she can do that!

President Obama saw Dems lose 63 seats in the House in 2010. Republicans lost an average number of seats. Many seats lost consolidate and follow existing trends, like seats lost in California, although the specific reason was loss of the SALT tax deduction in high income tax states.

Other common reasons: People select an item and then find something similar that more perfectly suits them: Throw a can of refrigerated, pressurized whip topping in the freezer and grab a cool whip, for example. Or in the chips aisle, grab a Tostitos salsa, and then when they see Pace and store brand or organic, or…

What?  No children named for comfort foods, like “Dorito.”  

I would advise them to put the statue in the center of the roof of a relatively flat roofed building on campus, a location where it cannot be seen from the ground, on campus, and yet in a technical sense is a more prominent position, in terms of... elevation.  Leave the plinth on the ground and put a statue of a…

Not so, because scientific studies show that feeling wanted is a key factor to arousal for women. Consequently, straight women are very concerned with what they imagine, rightly or wrongly, might excite their idiot men which in their minds might be whatever dumb choices men make at the lingerie shop.

What’s with Ariana Grande slouching in so many photos?

Once mocked mercilessly, merely for the ubiquitous crime of being a jackass in D.C., Pence is now lauded as a genius ahead of his time, with a future as a EO consultant for Wall Street.

In the 1940's these lyrics describe not a nice guy, but not a bad guy either.  The Kirk Douglas and Natalie Wood story describes a bad guy of that era.  When the lady’s shame is discussed in the lyrics, this is not the shame of being raped as even being drugged might not have been regarded as rape, then.  This is…

This could be recycled into marriage advice.  

Why were Broward elections employees unworried about their collective future when Snipes resigned, a process which one might suppose could lead to the next governor replacing her, but worried when Rick Scott later suspended her? It’s almost like most people involved, election employees and Scott, might have known…

Putting cigarettes on Christmas trees can start them on fire.

His sentence is reduced, because he is in jail on Federal Charges, now? Does that make a lot of sense? If he beats the Federal rap, then he gets off of all his other crimes having completed almost none of his minimal sentence. I mean, he didn’t even pass the high school equivalency test. What if his new Federal Judge…

In my small rural community, about 15% of my cigarette sales are various forms of menthol cigarettes, mostly to Wypipo. There are only a few black people in my town who might disproportionately smoke menthol, but not all of them do. Menthol cigarettes are popular in various groups, including lower income, and white adu…