It’s too bad she can’t have a separate bathroom with a shower, without a toilet, and remove the shower from the bathroom with the toilet, or vice versa. Oh wait! Yes she can do that!

President Obama saw Dems lose 63 seats in the House in 2010. Republicans lost an average number of seats. Many seats lost consolidate and follow existing trends, like seats lost in California, although the specific reason was loss of the SALT tax deduction in high income tax states.

Other common reasons: People select an item and then find something similar that more perfectly suits them: Throw a can of refrigerated, pressurized whip topping in the freezer and grab a cool whip, for example. Or in the chips aisle, grab a Tostitos salsa, and then when they see Pace and store brand or organic, or…

What?  No children named for comfort foods, like “Dorito.”  

I would advise them to put the statue in the center of the roof of a relatively flat roofed building on campus, a location where it cannot be seen from the ground, on campus, and yet in a technical sense is a more prominent position, in terms of... elevation.  Leave the plinth on the ground and put a statue of a…

Not so, because scientific studies show that feeling wanted is a key factor to arousal for women. Consequently, straight women are very concerned with what they imagine, rightly or wrongly, might excite their idiot men which in their minds might be whatever dumb choices men make at the lingerie shop.

What’s with Ariana Grande slouching in so many photos?

Once mocked mercilessly, merely for the ubiquitous crime of being a jackass in D.C., Pence is now lauded as a genius ahead of his time, with a future as a EO consultant for Wall Street.

In the 1940's these lyrics describe not a nice guy, but not a bad guy either.  The Kirk Douglas and Natalie Wood story describes a bad guy of that era.  When the lady’s shame is discussed in the lyrics, this is not the shame of being raped as even being drugged might not have been regarded as rape, then.  This is…

This could be recycled into marriage advice.  

Why were Broward elections employees unworried about their collective future when Snipes resigned, a process which one might suppose could lead to the next governor replacing her, but worried when Rick Scott later suspended her? It’s almost like most people involved, election employees and Scott, might have known…

Putting cigarettes on Christmas trees can start them on fire.

His sentence is reduced, because he is in jail on Federal Charges, now? Does that make a lot of sense? If he beats the Federal rap, then he gets off of all his other crimes having completed almost none of his minimal sentence. I mean, he didn’t even pass the high school equivalency test. What if his new Federal Judge…

In my small rural community, about 15% of my cigarette sales are various forms of menthol cigarettes, mostly to Wypipo. There are only a few black people in my town who might disproportionately smoke menthol, but not all of them do. Menthol cigarettes are popular in various groups, including lower income, and white adu…

It might not be illegal to ask someone for their ballot without coercion and then, should they give it over, throw it in the trash.  

Wypipo buy Steel Reserve and (menthol) Newport cigarettes at my store in WA State. Because, Newports are now available in a non-Menthol, red package/flavor, which is quite popular, it is going to be necessary for writers to be more specific when covering stories in which menthol Newports are used by racists to offend…

Given that Clinton outspent Trump approximately two to one in 2016, and in this years November elections, Dem heroes like Ocasio-Cortez won their seats by vast donations of big money, and O’Rourke outspent Cruz two to one, this initiative seems sort of delusional or intended to deceive us.  

Imagine a future in which to qualify for responsible jobs, everyone will have to submit to an in depth investigation going all the way back to at least the beginning of High School, like the investigation the FBI does for a Top Secret security clearance, except you will have to submit a list of all your present and…

As a retail store owner whose shopping carts are sometimes abused, this case is concerning. At my store, the most outrageous use of a shopping cart has been people who push it to the city park and shove it off the dock into the river. In this situation it seems that the defense would be pointing out that the mall does…

Dear Salty, Dear Salty, oh Salty you-hoo! How do I tip a touchscreen that takes my order at McDonald, for food? I don’t want to touch it though, because it is covered with poo!