He’s cranky because he’d rather be home firing off tweets about “Sleepy Joe” and “Pocahontas” but now he’s forced to sit through briefings and meetings about things that don’t concern or enrich him, which for him is intolerable. The stock market literally plunges WHILE he’s speaking, which is without a doubt…

There’s a theory I saw on Twitter which is essentially that Trump is doing these daily briefings because he can’t do rallies anymore, and the reason he’s so cranky is that he’s gotten so used to the worshipful MAGA mobs that answering actual questions is breaking his brain.

It is apparently news to Trump that there are Americans out there with covid-19 symptoms who are unable to be tested for covid-19.

This clown earned $120M from Google, but that wasn’t enough for him. He decided to steal their tech in order to create his own company, Otto, which he then sold to Uber.

I was on shift the night the Cybertruck dropped, and we were all just gobsmacked when that dumb thing rolled out onto the stage. I’m still incredulous that it exists. 

You guys do realize that this Cybertruck is a prank, right? They’re going to bring out the real truck any minute now...

Correct!

You mention the similarity to the Acura and when I saw that center tunnel it struck me as to huge it was.  Even though they talk about it being smaller because it being mid-engined, it really isn’t. To me it looks like they made room for battery cells inside the tunnel for a hybrid version.

Wanna see an SNL article not about Pete or the news anchor guys someday, all just “Cecily Strong shows up to work regularly, does good job, does not look like a candy cane with a bunch of tattoos on it.”

So for a mere $8000, I can get a 911 with a Screaming Chicken on the hood direct from the factory. Cooool!

It’s quite simple: NASCAR fans are dolts. 

Bill Clinton was a draft dodger and the NASCAR crowd hated him.

RE: Jim Carrey

The first fully charged pull does not matter that much I agree. The issue is that the 5th pull is over 6 seconds on the Tesla and still under 3 on the Porsche. This means that as you go about your day of driving your ability to merge, overtake and calculate distances is different while still being in the same car. I…

I’ve seen the official title to the car that states it was sold to the dealer on 11/15, and the 11/18 date of the audit came from Tesla themselves. It does not appear the dealer is lying about this.

But remember, Tesla sold the car on 11/15. When they did the audit, they were no longer the owners of the car.

Oh it'll probably brick itself without regular communication with a certain server. Something like that. 

This should be a cautionary tale— Tesla is clearly telegraphing intent to “make life miserable” for owners once these cars go off warranty and off support. Parts will get hard and “keeping the functions I paid for” will get even harder.

if shakira gets sued she won’t have to swear under oath, since her hips don’t lie

This dude definitely jerks it to extremely weird porn