Almost forgot: the irony that this appeared on the side of the article was too good to not include:

Sure, because being killed by a vial of exploding bull semen coming at you at bullet speed is a far better way to go...

“No One Impregnated” made me laugh so hard my cats got upset about it.

Top drawer ;)

That’s OK. It happens to a lot of bull semen factories. 

Finally, A Headline Out of Australia NOT Involving Deadly Spiders, Snakes, or Giant Crabs

Semen Storage Blows Its Load

Cum On, Feel The Noize!

Cow Semen Farm Erupts in Violent Explosive Orgasm, Firefighters Dodge Hot Flaming Goo, No One impregnated.

“And All That Jizz.”

P100D Turbo is my preference 

If you read the article by Robb (who knows the ‘Ring better than most people currently alive on this planet) it wasn’t “Tesla can’t do this,” it was “Tesla should take time and do this right because the track is on another level.”

God. Look, it may have gone off the rails at the end of the series (even though it was still incredibly well-acted), but when it first started airing, Battlestar Galactica was some of the best television ever, anchored by two of the best actors, Edward James Olmos and Mary McDonnell. Sure, it’s been ten years since it…

No, it has an AC charger that rectifies AC to the DC battery bus. There is no such thing as AC batteries. It can’t do direct DC charging to the battery bus (as configured from factory)

Loud pipes save lives is bullshit. The reality is loud pipes make you an asshole. You’re an asshole to quiet neighborhoods, to quiet country living, to others in traffic, loud pipes simply make you an asshole, it won’t save your life, or others.

you dont honestly believe in that “loud pipes save lifes” bullshit do you? cause thats not how sound works at all

I’m a bicyclist first and a motorcyclist second so I love quiet machines. But I do own a beautiful, loud Ducati. If I could even-up trade it for this, I would in a second. (The next seconds would be for pulling off the Zero’s rear fender/tag holder and smashing it to pieces with a hammer.)

What absolutely miserable human beings these people reporting her must be

I … I don’t understand...
- dude makes anti-Semitic jokes
- dude gets shit for it, rightfully
- dude says he’s going to donate to ADL as a way to take responsibility
- some idiots on the internet don’t like this
- he decides not to donate to them, as a way to... take responsibility??

I feel like I’m missing a piece of logic…

He could be the new pool boy for Jerry Falwell Jr.