Keep those articles coming. The Supra launch was a joke after twelve years of teasing (give or take).... and was rightfully mocked by jalopnikdom. The Corvette launch... deserves all the coverage. Never thought I’d make that statement about a Corvette.

Ive never wanted white New Balances and jorts as much as I want them now.

Alanis, this is good reporting.

I’m only up to five, but to be fair I’ve been using a hockey stick the whole time.

I keep sending calls from Baltimore to voicemail because I’m reasonably certain the Orioles want me to start on Friday.

You must be a reasonably healthy toddler!!

Fun fact; I’ve already hit 14 home runs against the Orioles this year. 

I saw the GIF of the C130 above the forest and I had flash backs to getting lectured on what to do in the case of a tree landing after jumping out of one. Also what to do if the C130 you are in is getting ready to crash and you have a parachute on. Which is Jump out and let the Air Force guys deal with the crash.

lol i gotta stop pulling that kinda shady shit

Oh sure it looks bad, but that's only because you put exactly what they said into print with the appropriate amount of context around it to get across exactly what they were trying to say!

Well shit, I’m convinced. My parents might be moving in a couple years and they have a big dresser. If I buy a Super Duty F-250 Limited I will be ready, just in case said dresser doesn’t fit on the moving truck. Always be prepared, I say.

Not gonna lie, I lost it at “becoming a rapper”. Live the dream Granny Q.

Your Highness Qiaobiluo ended up getting an outpouring of support after the incident, racking up well over half a million followers and becoming the most-searched streamer on DouYu.

Counterpoint: NDT has taught me many things, and Jack Crosbie has not enriched my life in literally any conceivable way.

The new 911 is fucked.

I am freaking the fuck out

Starting price at less than $60k.... Consider the game changed.

My favorite conspiracy theory is that the government itself spread the alien rumors because anyone who started questioning the weird planes that were actually being tested at Area 51 would be immediately dismissed as whackjobs.

...the most famous top secret government facility in the world.

“The UAW kind of sucks, but it is still a union, and therefore inherently good.”