he wants you there about 10 minutes after he said to arrive (never, ever arrive exactly on time

IMO: Breakfast is 6-9, Lunch is 11-1, and Dinner is 5-9. Brunch would then be between 8-10, and Supper between 3-5.

Don’t go unless you have to.

I think everyone needs, at least once in their life, to have bad credit and be forced to buy a car at a buy-here-pay-here joint.

I could see this logic if you’re dating, even if it’s long term but I cannot imagine being willing to marry someone and caring if they can get into your email/social/banking. We have a shared keepass database, it’s the only way to get anything done. We do keep seperate amazon accounts but that’s just so we can buy…

If Netflix existed in 1995, it would have been VHS-by-mail movies for $14.95/month or whatever, 3 movies at a time, no late fees.

I don’t see anything that really disproves they are mostly bullshit. I put into my 401k. But how is being heavily restricted to a certain set of investing options not bullshit? I have an exponentially higher rate of return from my Roth which I manage myself, not to mention this is tax free money. If I could buy…

Right but from my perspective, we don’t talk about say, brushing your teeth like that. We’re not like “Find a toothpaste and a toothbrush that you love, and that’ll help you stick to it!” We say “Brush your fucking teeth, because otherwise your teeth will rot out.” People tend to look at exercise as 1) optional and 2)…

You’ve left out the most important ones:

I worked with an Office Mom for years. She brought it all on herself. No one expected her to do certain tasks beyond her job (making cakes for birthdays, searching out reviews for every product that might be purchased no matter how important, etc), but she did and then she’d Office Martyr it up for praise. It was…

and your coworkers. please leave your stink machines at home. and your scented lotions.

There’s really isn’t separate anything if you plan on being married and staying married. When you’re ready for retirement, are you going to tell your spouse “oh, looks like you didn’t save enough for your retirement. Too bad.” Of course not. Same goes with life. All of the bills are our bills. I made 4-5x as much as…

Torrenting? Why not suggest shoplifting too? That’ll keep your budget down as well.

Apparently I’m out of touch with the luggage business (I’ve never heard of smart luggage before), but as someone who works in the shipping/logistics business, who on earth thought this was a good idea? Anytime you ship a package containing a lithium battery, it has to be clearly marked with a label stating it may not…

1. The whole “cc: the Boss” thing — that’s one of the worst email practices ever. It escalates, it’s an implied threat, it annoys people up the chain that don’t want to see this. You look unprofessional to the boss.

2. If you’re not getting what you need by email, you need to stop sending the emails and set up a…

I don’t know how to say this without coming off like a jackwagon but how about you only buy gift cards for things/services the recipient is actually going to use?

Because we’re a family and we’re committed to each other. Maintaining separate accounts just seems like you always have one foot out the door or serious trust issues.

This is utterly stupid and unnecessary.

There’s a bit of a difference between running into a store and running ten feet away where you’re not even breaking eye contact with your vehicle.

“We were living in London when we got married in Napa,” Rebekah explains. “Really close friends told us that they couldn’t come because they expected the flights to be about £600, but they were £800. They basically put a price on our relationship and it was £200.