I don’t even know if that makes this less ridiculous.

I feel like I’m missing some vital information with this story.

Me cackling to myself at work because that guy is awesome. I love how these protesters are sooo very lacking in self awareness.

Better question: Is it normal to feel sad during sex?

My nails are kind of weirdly yellow because I should use an undercoat but I never will.

But what if they promise to just blow each other?

Perfect quiz, picking between options I don’t fully comprehend or remotely like.

So this makes me think of the bit in Masquerade about multiple exclamation marks being the sign of an unsound mind.

I really don’t think he’s read the bible 20 times. Or once.

I remember having a conversation with my sister about whether or not we could deal with dating someone more attractive than us. Consensus no it would make us jealous and weird.

*rubbing eyes* It’s beautiful.

It was a mocha. We were not fancy enough for matcha

Finally one of mine made it.

Wait so he was in a relationship with all of them but some of the are ‘unrapable’ are there higher standards for rape than dating now? Wtf is this mess? Who is still defending Cosby at this stage?

I just came here to say that.

Oh no I’m being exposed to new ideas by my university.

I am surprised none of the other banners used that ‘welcum’ pun. That is top stuff.

Dementors don’t leave things they only take.

Eh well if you’re going to get surgery you probably want to do your research.

Yes because there need to be more styles that are only deemed acceptable on young, thin people.