It should be the next season of Feud, tbh.

Black Santa is absolutely bringing Megyn nothing but chicken skin for Christmas, now.

They better not. If we don’t get to see her halfheartedly try to walk back that comment when they have Al ‘surprise’ her on set in a full Santa suit, then what the fuck are we even doing here?

I do think it would have been interesting and awesome to have a 61 year old Samantha as a geriatric-ish sexual adventurer. People think oldsters have dusty junk and sit around playing cards but if you have spent any time around assisted living/nursing homes you find out meemaw and peepaw and their blue haired crew…

Another hot take we didn’t need about a movie we didn’t want.

Megyn Kelly ended her show without speaking to Kathie Lee and Hoda.

before her white Santa shows up.

“Megyn Kelly welcomed Ayesha Curry for a “regular series” called Try This Today”

Counterpoint: Staffer specifically picked a holiday wedding so Megyn Kelly would not go but would send a gift anyway.

I can’t believe she didn’t do it on camera.

Yes yes. One of the most important requisites for a Housewives cast is a stash of vaginas that need rejuvenating/waxing/tightening/vajazzling/etc.

I don’t think Chicago has enough of a character stereotype to play off of. I mean, people will watch whatever Real Housewife shit Andy throws at them (speaking from personal experience), but Chicago doesn’t really have a slapstick rich population that I’d immediately laugh at? Do you get what I’m saying? OC = botoxed…

Oh. My. Gosh. I have been waiting for the The Villages reality show. It would be the worst, in the very best way. That place is bananas!!

I would watch this. I know a few people who have retired to The Villages. They have some... interesting stories.

https://www.thevillages.com

I never “got” them, especially Spencer, until Who Weekly had him on. Now I respect his subtle blend of madness and trolling, and his knowing how much money can be made by doing nothing except making tabloid headlines.

Tangent: I saw a guy at Costco on Friday buying a gun safe. He was wearing a T-shirt that said “I Choked Linda Lovelace.”

Helen Mirren is a goddess. If I realized she was in line behind me at the minimart or something I would pee my underpanties in excitement and then not talk to her because I am not worthy. I would probably grab a handful of jerky and a five hour energy drink (instead of the lottery tickets I came for- I wouldn’t want…

I hope she threw a chancleta at him after they turned the camera off.