Who are all these people who constantly entertain. WHO ARE YOU.

I hate open floor plans! It was the bane of my house hunting experience!

You totally forgot the Granite counter tops. Or my personal favorite, a white kitchen. I can’t imagine anything harder to keep clean than an all white cabinet kitchen with white Granite counters.. Ugh.

But what about stainless steel appliances and a mud room???

Don’t forget “double sinks”! Apparently it’s mandatory to be in the bathroom at the same time as your SO.

I honestly don’t know anyone who entertains that many people that frequently. Maybe a few of the people on this show actually do, but come on. I have a small house that was built in 1960, when everyone did not think the entire house needed to basically be a giant loft just with separated bedrooms, but we still managed…

Double sinks in the vanity and granite counter tops, too. Also a big closet so the wife on the show can joke, “well I know where all my stuff is going, but what about his?” yuk yuk

What, no granite-countertops-and-stainless-steel-appliances (pronounced as one long word)?

Open floor plan! Always with the open floor plan!

And plenty of space to entertain. Don’t forget that!

Her wishes include hardwoods, lots of counterspace, neutral colors, a big yard, 4K+ sq feet, Seattle, walkability, and her budget is 7 million.

Leave it so someone named Finger to bury the lede about her giant hand!

I am surrounded by women that wear tiny sleeveless “blouses” also known as tank tops and blazers all day. I have never once thought about their armpits touching their blazers.

And armpit coverage, please. The 22-year-olds in my advertising dept. are always wearing sleeveless shifts with cute little blazers, and I wrinkle my nose thinking of the hassle and expense of getting your jackets cleaned after every single wear. Or maybe they’re all perfect Barbies without sweat glands, IDK.

be more asian. size 0 to 00

granite/marble countertops are super fun for whacking frozen packages on.

Except perhaps the rind of a lime?

*Stares in island girl confusion.

In the first Alien, the characters even stutter and stammer in their dialogue! The didn’t tell the actors what would happen in the chest burster scene...so the screams and reactions are real. The two mechanics are lazy union guys who intentionally fuck things up and are mostly worried about their bonuses!