Seems a bit grim, doesn’t it?

Someone perfectly described Richardson’s style over the weekend as “every photo he takes looks like someone’s last known photograph.”

Little do you know of the bitter feud between the Daleys and Lance-Blacks.

Also, maybe don’t remind guests that when you got together, one of you was much closer to Romeo’s age than the other.

Nothing says “years of wedded bliss” like referencing a story that ends with “and then they both died.”

I’m right there with you. We had a small wedding and had trouble getting up to 40 people. So alone. 😢

Friendly English Lit reminder: the point of this quote is not that Juliet is wondering where Romeo is. Rather, the “wherefore art thou” is meant as “WHY are you Romeo Montague,” as in, “I really wish you were from literally any other family.”

what I want to see is a *horror* movie based on it

Maybe they’re used mattresses that women used for their home birth?

Shh, you’re giving away the stinger at the end setting up the sequel where the humans think they can escape from the island via boat only to discover that there are also terrors lurking in the water!

You really must. People keep mentioning feral dogs, everyone knows that’s code for Werewolves.

While I know a comedy about this sort of thing was already in the works even before this happened, what I want to see is a *horror* movie based on it. The trashier, the better. Except without zombies (House of the Dead, I’m looking askance at you). Werewolves or any other type of were would be good. A bunch of humans…

It’s gotta be Shia Labeouf.

I know this story is very entertaining, but for me it raises more and more questions every time new details come out.

I fucking love this show.

This reminds me of the time Snoop Dogg tried to sneak onto my plane incognito, wearing a bath towel over his head, like totes inconspicuous. Also, his jacket said ‘Snoop Dogg’ on the back.

I love all the Roses and Stevie too! And you’re right, she was definitely underutilized this season.

I love David and his dad and his fake sister and mostly stevie. She has been left out a lot in the new season.

Yeah, I read that and was like

He’s a little weird. I used to work in a small office building with a small lobby and tiny elevator. Robbins, Sarandon, and Julia Roberts had a production company in the building. Amazingly, they would periodically show up. Sarandon was aloof; Julia Roberts wanted to smell my sandwich. It was July in the Flatiron…