Maybe your camp friend was in her early 20s passing herself off as a middle schooler and slipped up?

I am only slightly younger than you are. Circa 1979 I used to borrow my father’s enormous car and round up my high school friends on weekends. Shenanigans ensued. One Sunday morning my mother went out to the car (she never did this, she couldn’t drive, but she must have left something in the glove compartment) and…

When we first brought our puppy home he used to run around the apartment like a maniac and then pass out like that with his manly bits at full mast. Only a tad distracting when we’d have people over.

Someone should enter that dog in “Creature Feature” or whatever that tabloid staple is called that’s covered in the tabloid roundup. Bandana dog bears a striking resemblance to

I still remember that sketch! It was a classic.

Here’s Carville with Jim Manning, D-SC. I think they were hatched from the same pod:

Bless.

Amateur hour. I’ll be impressed when she shows up at her court hearing and blows a .35:

From a fellow grey:

My doctor put me on a water pill just today, and he warned me that I’d be losing potassium. I said, “OK, so I’ll try to eat more bananas and oranges...” and he said brightly, “and make the tomato your best friend!” I chuckled at this, but not for the reason he thought, presumably.

No more nagging from the dental hygienist about irregular or non-existent flossing habits.

Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader

Not quite millions, something like 330,000 vehicles a day, so 170,000 round trips, and a lot of those are buses and vans out of the bus terminal in Washington Heights making multiple round trips a day.

Malik has also said he was good friends with Muammar Gaddafi and was pissed at the US (led by his own half-brother) for engineering his downfall. So was Trump’s Libya game, “I’ll see your Benghazi and raise you the friend of its bloodthirsty tyrant!”

He does a really good “Norma Desmond”:

I recently spent a couple of weeks working with lots of resident non-citizens from all over the world for whom this was their first American Presidential election while they were actually living in the US. Over and over again it came up: Do these elections always take this long? Where I come from we’ve had governments…

John Adams really didn’t lack for self-esteem, did he?

The way that photo is cropped it looks like he was somehow able to summon Hillary Clinton, 1992, to sit in front of him.

I have been wanting to read Island for years and now I feel I must. I read The Time of Their Lives on an extended Thanksgiving break spent in the Plymouth area, in a nice coincidence.