I wish I could use the term “lover” with a straight face.

How would you deal with Dorinda’s DTs and alcohol withdrawal?

I bet Trump has never seen “Judgment at Nuremberg.”

Or a feel good story about someone doing something like running for three months to raise money for and “awareness” about some obscure disease, like diabetes.

Yul!

She probably went on Ticketmaster 8 months ago and paid 4X face value, same as every other nobody who fills those seats night after night.

She’s not even a real blonde. Here’s her Instagram.

In one of the tweets she used to dig her hole ever deeper (referenced above) she claims she was an 18-year-old in 1999. So she was born in 1981, the same year I graduated high school. My 30th high school reunion is long behind me.

The nice thing about short-fingered “handlers” is Kanye West-style butt play is a little easier to take.

Or maybe *tweak* something.

It’s highly unlikely since Jefferson and Adams despised each other. When they ran against each other in 1800 it as one of the most viciously contested Presidential elections in history. It’s possible not even Trump vs. Clinton will match it.

They were going out back to meet their friends and get high. (Best friend worked at Friendly’s in high school.)

But what OKCupid flavor would he be?

“Vienna Bros Choir”! I am totally stealing this. Will give appropriate credit.

Your version adds a certain poignance to these lines, from the third stanza: