Aw, nuts! And Shep Smith was this close to tearing it down from the inside, too!

I thought he recognized Scotty because of the numerous telephone conversations they had...

They did a good job at Scotty getting in good with the gate guy. It bothered me he just let him in still.

Different focal lengths. 

Swedish, not Swiss

Oh THAT IS IT! I hope you burn in hell for that one. Jesus we’re just trying to have a civil conversation and you just throw a wrench in it with your trolling. Get out of the Dodge Charger.

Bezos bought out Acme back in ‘05. Then he moved production from Albuquerque, NM to Shenzhen. This helps get around OSHA, NTSB and CPSC regulation on rocket skis and fan-powered-sailing-rollerskates. 

It does if your hoverboard is made in France.*

“IT’S FINE.”

Anytime Ellen Barkin comes up, I smile as I’m reminded about one of my all-time favorite comments pre-Kinjapocalypse. I can’t remember who made the comment (step forward if  you’re still here!), but they said they wished that she and Christopher Walken would develop a show about dogs, and it would be called Walken &…

The worst part of working from home, in my experience, is you lose the ability to differentiate your work life from your home life. Go to work and you get to leave at 5 (or whenever), go home and close the door behind you. Work from home and your work is right there beside you at the breakfast table, at the dinner…

If your first tweet doesn’t start with “There’s an old Polish proverb...”then I don’t want to know.

I always felt “Sluts, Skeezers, Hoes, Tramps and Overly Aggressive Promiscuous Women” was one of Cher’s most underrated albums.

Are you just trying to imagine the gold that O’Neal would have spun out of this material? It’s best not to think about it and just pretend this site was always mediocre. 

Cersei 2020!

Somebody stop her?

I prefer pepperoni.

It’s actually just recut and redubbed episodes of Speed Racer.*

I said the exact same thing. She’ll probably be all, “the innocence of middle school was so long ago.” And after her first week at her part-time job at Cinnabon: “I never foresaw my career taking me here.”

He even gets a good burn in on the guy demanding coverage for Jodie Foster in the comment section... *sigh* memories light the corners of my mind...