let’s keep in mind that applying logic to to the actions of those who suffer from serious mental illness issues is fucking stupid.

I’d go if they had Hugh Heffner there, Weekend at Bernie’s style, but that’s apparently, like, super illegal.

I’d watch ScarJo looking glam for hours.

I think we should all say fuck it, and not have the Oscars.

Damn. Minnesota is so cold you have your own thermodynamic tailgate considerations. 

“Well, it’s time for the Oscars again, or, as we call it in my house, Passover.”

Nobody cares what you buy.

Tea-Partiers hanging Obama effigies and setting them on fire?

She was on “Suddenly Susan,” not “NewsRadio”. That was Vicki Lewis.

Oh the people who don’t believe in the “FM guitarist curse”... 😥 This is what was gonna happen sooner or later and what will happen to his replacements. JK, but seriously it is a little weird. I respect him as a guitarist and a creator but he is far from a founding member and even further from the only reason FM is…

I could leave you in the greys, but I wanted to address the point you’re making. Yes, I opposed James Gunn’s firing, and here’s why this is different to me. Gunn’s tweets were obvious attempts at shock humor, AND THEY WERE STILL WRONG! You can make the argument that Hart was also attempting shock humor, except ‘beat…

Death to Brand Twitter. Thank you for your time.

For the last motherfucking goddamn last time. I DON’T HAVE ANOTHER BROTHER NAMED DARRYL AND I’VE HEARD IT AT LEAST A THOUSAND TIMES AND YOU ARE NOT BEING CLEVER!

I love how they don't even try to be realistic and how something horrible is just going to happen to every character.  Chimney being dumped and having a pole impale his head.  Creepy stalkers, massive earthquakes....

It snuck up on me how much I like 9-1-1. I think I only gave it a peek for Krause and Britton, stayed a bit longer once I saw Minear’s name in the credits, and the next thing I knew it is one of the shows I most look forward to in the DVR. It’s no THE WIRE, but as comfort procedurals go, this one has a lot of heart,…

Didn’t Cruz marry his beard years ago? RIMSHOT!!!

am still drunk.

I once saw an episode of Maher’s old show Politically Incorrect where we was complaining about some teacher who’d won an Educator of the Year award from some organization. I forget exactly what the teacher had done to get the award but the gist of it was that they’d devised some educational plan that made kids want to…

That’s clearly one word and a made up word.