It may sound strange but I just purchased my first house recently (not in CA) and there was an actual ghost disclosure clause in the purchase agreement. I had a laugh about it but hey apparently you need to tell people about your ghosts prior to purchase.

31 Days Of Oscar, going on right now.

“Availability: Desk Set is available to rent or purchase through the major digital services, or can be obtained on DVD or Blu-ray from Amazon or your local video store/library.”

Those damn conservatives have been trying to get Bunny vs Fudd overturned for years.  

You never heard of self-defense?

This is terribly sad. I knew him a bit, pre-Oscar nominations - brought him in to a festival I was part of some years ago, and hung out with him a bit. He was a really nice guy, very cool, unassuming and pleasant. And, it goes without saying, talented. R.I.P. Jóhann.

What do you think Sarah Huckabee Sanders is?

Spoken like a true candyass.

Best new show of the season by far.

Ron Popeil infomercials average approximately 2 billion viewers.

Funny, knock-off shit is what Ivanka seems to do best of all...

Meanwhile CancerAIDS just took down another God-damned ninja.

For some reason, this just gave me an idea for this year’s Christmas decoration: Walker, Texas Manger.

“How many more weeks of winter? For you, human, the answer is: none.”

I’ve heard it f-ing both ways, b*tch.

A second coming is just part of the job, AlienJesus.

Our cat will run lightning fast out any door opened for more than a second and I have to chase him all over the neighborhood to get him back. Just because her cat got outside doesn’t make her a bad cat owner. Some cats are just like that.

Jim Caviezel has confirmed that his Jesus Christ will be back for The Passion Of The Christ 2, even though he totally died in the first one.

TAXI!!!