I don’t care at all about football, but I support this wholeheartedly if he promises to change the team’s name every few years.

“Where are we going?”

I’m so glad this is the first comment.

Why should he change his name? It’s the other guy that sucks.

What’s happening here, honey?

If the Magi were meant to be from the Parthian Empire, which I think is most likely, than they came from what are now countries on Trump’s travel ban. They wouldn’t be allowed into the United States. They’d probably have a hard time getting into modern-day Bethlehem too.

Upvoted for username-comment pedantic synergy, upvote rescinded for your long-winded comment not having any funny parts.

I liked this season a lot more than last season.

She’s so neat you don’t even know her name.

Hey, off my case, potato face!

Naw, I’m good.

Of course the biggest problem with not being able to get cold beer in Indiana or get beer in Indiana on Sunday is that you are in Indiana.

Twizzlers, on the other hand, should be aged at least a couple days with the package open before they reach their peak. For this reason, never buy those tubs of individually wrapped Twizzlers.

It sounds like the way he views his wives, too.

“I think the voters were clearly in support of the way the President consumes his pizza”

Mueller could throw Trump and his entire cabinet in jail, and our problem would remain the same: the people who put them there. The GOP needs to be sent to the political wilderness. They need to lose power across the board and stay out of power for years or they will never change.

Rest in piss.

I believe this is known as “the Viserys protocol.”

Is there an RC Cola tweeter? Because those two would just HAVE to get together.

We’re in goddamned Demolition Man.