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We spread the petty shit around, but we don’t make it up. The point is, there’s plenty of petty shit already—look no further than these very pages!—so why invent more? It just undermines the snotty superiority we media types are trying so hard to convey!

Shemar Moore is a really weird-looking dude. And this show looks awful. But who am I to talk? I watch Lethal Weapon. It’s dumb as fuck, but I really like Damon Wayans. Seriously, it’s a dumb show, but it’s fun.

Yeah, I was underwhelmed too. It was beautiful but the script needed work.

Damning with extremely faint praise.

Planet Terror > Death Proof

I will not hear different.

The only legally permissible reason to use a phone while crossing a street now is to call 911 to report an emergency.

I refer to Dubya as the UWC - Unindicted War Criminal

“it’s been the most creative thing I’ve ever done”

“Good... people??” -God

...he never served as a SEAL, or in Vietnam.

Conservatives can be funny? Name one.

Look McDowell’s was just re-heated McDonalds, that Big Mick was just a reheated Big Mac, what’s the big deal, it kept John Amos in a nice big house in Queens. 

I’m torn, really...

oh thank God. Finally someone who has a full respect for women can be involved with the Weinstein group

My husband and I did Party Down one year— cheapest and easiest costume that no one got I’ve ever done.

About 5 years ago, I recognized someone’s costume as a caterer from Party Down, and he was overjoyed because I was the only person who got it. Apparently his friends were very surprised, because they had been mocking him for choosing a costume that nobody would get.

Your true self sucks.

Technically, less than 50% of America has spoken. And they’re wrong. And idiotic.

Sweetheart, I wish I could see the look on your face when Trump gets impeached.

Or better yet? Assassinated.

Fuck you and all the inbred fuckwits in this country like you.