I was always shy about having sex in front of one dog, in particular...

They should have written the disks in emojis.

Qyburn-interruptus.

Definitely. Year three of Winter is going to start getting interesting.

Time for Bond to dump the Aston Martin for a mini?

It’s my sense that Jon Snow will win. Dany is too likely to escape tragedy, and her demise will orphan the dragons. Since Jon has “dragon blood”, he’ll be able to adopt them, harness/command them and rule effectively.

My Exacta bet is that Theon kills Euron after Euron kills Yara.

The one that doesn’t move?

Roid rage: steer clear!

Luckily, my skepticism evaporated almost immediately after watching tonight’s cold open.

This explains why Mike Pence wants us to get back to The Moon within five years.

The New Zealand accent seems much harder to mimic.

The age of modern gangsterism seems to be revealing itself more and more.

I appreciated that Shae was trying to work her way (skillfully) through a precarious situation from the moment we met her and that that greatly informed her decisions. Early on I thought, “she’s a survivor”.

Brawndo’s got what plants crave: It’s got electrolytes!

“Sometimes, I guess there just aren’t enough rocks.”

Dripping Springs is both quaint and oddly evocative.

Since it’s Texas, I am willing to channel my hate to the junior Senator.

“Ew...”

Maybe they can still update it to current day.