Chicken Little reports from the Moon:

Sam’s one of my very favorites.

I consider people who following the writings of Paul to be Paulinians, not Christians.

I remember the somewhat cringe-worthy episode of his TV show where he wrestled against some “pros”...

You know nothing about periods.

I don’t believe that people should identify themselves as Christians unless they follow the teachings of Christ as put forth on “The Sermon on the Mount”.

During his campaign he asked, “What have you got to lose?”

Two words: Zener Cards.

I’m really getting tired of him.

My co-worker is asking if it broke a hole in the wall of the GBU that must now be patched-up.

The picture of the chicken came first.

As we’ve broached the subject of turkeys,  Santa Claus Conquers the Martians is so gloriously and inarguably terrible that I feel it’s worth mentioning. It maintains a generous 2.6 rating on IMDb, and that secures position #30 on its list of “Bottom Rated Movies” [https://www.imdb.com/chart/bottom]. The notion that…

“experienced and enjoyed for eternity.”

I would guess that most Spectre villains grew up without strong father figures. 

I mean happy ending like at the end of a massage. That’s all.

OK thanks, now I get the picture/reversed picture - Hunt back-to-back with  Hunt.

For the record, Myranda and Violet teased Theon; there was no “happy ending”, per se.

“If you think this has a happy ending, you haven’t been paying attention.”

Nuthin’ But Cash 

“And if you think you see something and it’s not a bat and it’s not a cat, call the Rat Hotline and tell them where you’re at.”