Maybe we’re just getting to the place where anyone with the title of ‘President’ is a total fucktard.

There is always a cover over my built-in cam, but yeah, my old 2012 Macbook is mic’d. But it’s in my office and isolated from the rest of the house.

My cell is a flip phone. My friend said, “the 90's called - they want their phone back...” 

I can’t fathom putting something in my house that’s listening to everything that’s going on.

“Eastern” is the only time zone and other myths:

I’ve been wading through Season 3 of The Chris Gethard Show.

They should have Beavis and Butt-Head read the news to us.

I would’ve strengthened my suit by invoking the Progressive “Name Your Price” tool.

Actually I started to gag much earlier, when it looked like he was trying to re-engineer his life to work better with Tinder.

The only reason Trump called on Acosta, from CNN, was to provoke a fight in order to create a new controversy regarding the media and how they should (slash shouldn’t) be treated.

The Stussey/Swango treatment...

OTOH, Thanks, Kinja for “correcting” my Grammar.

The elephant in that room being Roseanne...

BSG was compelling, enjoyed it immensely.

When you’re horny to vote, the heart wants what the heart wants.

Vote again!

Avatar: In the Na’vi

Maybe he didn’t know how to roll down the window.

Black wheels matter.

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