They just left because the suspect matched the description of someone who lived there? The fucking alarm company people do a better job following up when I forget to turn it off and let the dog out at 2 am.

Syndication! Since The Munsters, The Addams Family, The Brady Bunch and Gilligan’s Island were considered “kids programming”, independent tv stations would air these shows usually in the afternoon for kids to watch. This lasted until the late 80’s/early 90’s when this went away mostly due to educational requirements…

Yeah, I know very little about Julia Roberts and what her rep is, but this strikes me as some kind of goofy, good-natured riffing that happens after hours of press junkets. 

I love the visual of her throwing on the bullshit smile while promoting her shitty movie.

All future acting awards should be presented as follows:

meh, I’m always down to watch two attractive, charismatic people with real chemistry between them act even if it’s a piece of crap (in fact I’m going WAAAAY out on a limb here and predicting that at the end of the movie, they reconcile—shhh, spoiler alert). It’s exactly the kind of escapist claptrap I’ve been…

“Fuck this. I’m just gonna sit home and polish my Oscar! Let Billie fucking Lourd do the heavy-lifting promotion-ing! Sniff you jerks later!”

Kind of appreciate celebrities not taking things seriously or just being honest, instead of spouting the same rehashed marketing points.

I find Roberts can have such an edge and then I realize it’s not even an edge, she’s just refreshingly honest and it throws people off.

Yup. Also, a more full fridge or freezer uses less energy than an empty one.

You shared your opinion and people told you it was stupid. Nobody told you to be silent. Reading comprehension is a skill worth cultivating.

right, the self crucifixion of the “no amount or authoritarian tolerance” bull, hes acting like ben shapiro, say something dirtbaggish, then when someone calls you on it, flop like a professional soccer player and cry about how much the meanies are bullying you. its dreary in its predictability.

Exactly how her visage affected his deathly pallor and potential health issues. See what I did there? No?

Can we move past this bullshit notion that weight and health always correlate? 2005 incel talking points are so played out.

Right, but that’s not the issue here. He didn’t comment on her possible health status. He instead commented on her looks - something totally subjective - and basically said no woman can be beautiful if they’re a bit overweight. There was literally NO reason to let the world know that’s how he felt. None.

He’s surpassed Steve Bannon as “guy who looks like he just woke up from a 3 hour nap in his garage with the engine running”. (Steve Bannon still retains the title of “looks like the ghost that haunts an off-track betting parlor”.)

I saw this description elsewhere on the interwebs but it described him as: “Looking like one of Dracula’s henchmen that gets sent to the hospital to steal blood” and it’s 100% accurate.

This. The SI editors knew damn well what they were doing here, and what kind of reaction this would get. My guess is they’re thrilled at how this blew up. No one has talked about the Swimsuit Issue in years. Now they are. 

Fair: By definition, her profession - modeling - is ultimately an open invite to objectification, commentary, dumb opinions, misogyny, racism, and stupidity from strangers... This instance of that profession - being on the cover of a well-known, mainstream publication - opens her up to a wider variety of opinions. So…

How you gonna start some Twitter shit and get mad ‘cause you got Twitter-sharted?