in my very early 20s (read idiot) I put a large glass jar of crystalized honey in boiling hot water until it became liquid. I pulled it out of the water and the corner of the glass jar cracked and came off in a chunk. I had a hot honey stream 1.5 inches across splashing across my tiny apartment kitchen. It took untold…

Heat it gently, you and the honey will be fine.

I love honey, both eating it and reading about it.

Tasty, tasty bee barf

Crystalized honey is easy to deal with — and one of the reasons it lasts so long. Crystalized honey is even less likely to have a bacteria problem. Crystalized honey from thousands of years ago has been found to be perfectly edible.

Commercially prepared mustard is completely inhospitable to bacteria and spoilage, so if I eat enough honey mustard I’ll basically become immortal.

It will be used to preserve me. In a giant mason jar. Posed majestically. 

I perpetually forget this until I read about honey for some reason again, and then I remember it and am amazed all over again

I would like to add that not only would the co-worker be fired, they would more than likely be arrested as well.   

The army literally makes you get a shit ton of vaccines before you can go die in battle.

Just to add to my previous comment, I think a lot of people forget that a bookcase is a big focal point in a room, and as such, should be deserving of being treated as home decor. I also have a lot of pieces on my bookshelf (not books) and I place them between books and organize some shelves in different ways (like…

Everytime someone tries to social media attack AOC or anyone under the age of 35 it reminds me of that line from Bane:

Yikes.  The faux Diana really needs to hike that dress up to where the real Diana wore it.

Literally my first thought. I can’t imagine doing this in any other workplace and not being shit-canned for creating a hostile work environment.

His next video will likely be him shooting a pickle jar with an M50, because fragility.

I am a voracious reader and I love a color-coded bookshelf. I’m a visual person and I remember the covers of books even faster than an author’s name. They’re much easier to find when they’re ordered by color. People who look down on this method are not only snobs, but they’re lazy snobs, not taking a moment to reflect…

I very nearly spit out my tea at that line. I’m so proud to have voted for her in that first upset primary.

“I’d rather die gloriously in battle than from a virus.”

Is there anyone here who would NOT get fired on the spot for behavior like this (regardless of whether the target was a coworker or competitor)?

I’m not one of her rabid fans but when she takes you down she takes you DOWN. Damn.