I’m not sure anything, ever, published at The Takeout has been as much of a shit sandwich as a contemporary Lifehacker post. Aside from most of Claire’s Skillet content, they’re leaning especially hard on a particular definition of hack that was absolutely not part of their original mandate.

Wait, people are reheating pizzas in their pizza boxes by putting them in the oven?

When I worked in a warehouse my quilted flannel top shirt was part of my daily uniform. Man, I loved that shirt.

“Kawash cites a cautionary New York Times article published in 1970"

This floor is your floor and this floor is my floor
From chicken nuggets to the rubbery pizza
From the red-sauced chicken to the gro-oss su-oo-shi
This floor was made for you and me

<Waukegan resident> So, what brings you to town: jury duty or a weird-ass buffet?

So, how long before we get Queen Elizabeth: Vampire Hunter? 

The Smiths also had an infant (supposedly) die of SIDS a few months before they killed Joseph.

If you watch the second and third episodes, you’ll either be even more gratified that she’s dead or pissed that she didn’t suffer more. She really was a monster.

I hope Keenan Smith finds the love and support he needs. I weirdly have very similar life experiences (sibling homicide by a parent, DV, cult upbringing, friends committing suicide) and ended up an addict (in recovery now). Now I’m thinking this isn’t as strange of a life experience as I used to think. Thinking of…

hybrid of unnerving, dread-based horror and genuine domestic drama?
They’re rebooting Home For The Holidays?

I shoot a lot in Boston, and there is one particular street everyone loves. One day I got there early and was waiting for my client to arrive, and I watched various women getting their pics taken on their phone by a friend. Every one of them was dressed similar (jeans, boots, sweater, hat), holding a coffee, or a…

Circus peanuts are more akin to packing peanuts than roasted peanuts.

Maine also went in for Dum Dums, but depending on when this survey’s data were compiled, they may simply have been Googling about their gubernatorial candidates.

By googling circus peanuts, according to this survey, you’ve just endorsed them as a favorite for your state. This chart is useless.

Spree is little sweet/tart disks covered in a candy shell.  It’s like if SweeTarts and Mentos had a kid.

Dum Dums in Mississippi and Idaho and Nerds in Washington. I’m shocked, shocked, I say.

All through elementary school, the entire building would build up in anticipation of Friday - not because it was the last day of the school week. But because it was Pizza Day in the school’s cafeteria. Kids went bananas over it. My mom made me lunch M-Th but on Fridays I begged, and she acquiesced, to let me buy lunch…

I like this, but with raisins to reconstitute in the vinegar. They have a more concentrated flavor and vinegary pop.

The way I was taught was that you cut the cheese with the blade and use the prongs to manoeuvre the cheese sample away from your thieving shitehawk wee cousin and then use the prongs to poke their chubby wee hands repeatedly to teach them that cheese crime does not pay. Oh sure, the fat wee fucktard may have only been…